Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Fun with YouTube: Misery Business



















My latest musical obsession is Paramore, and here's a pretty cool acoustic version of "Misery Business." I can't believe that voice comes out of that adorable little girl! /> My latest musical obsession is Paramore, and here's a pretty cool acoustic version of "Misery Business." I can't believe that voice comes out of that adorable little girl! ...

Nick Cannon and Miss USA?? (No Not That Miss USA)

Nick Cannon Wants to Date Miss USA Rachel Smith Rumor has it that Nick Cannon -- who recently split from model Selita Ebanks -- has his eyes set on the reigning Miss USA, Rachel Smith. "Last week, he sent her several dozen roses, chocolates and balloons," said a source. "When she opened her apartment door, the hallway was flooded with stuff, and on each item was a different hand-written note from Nick to her." The two haven't actually been on a date yet. This sounds like something a publicist planted. I just wonder whose publicist. ...

We Definitely Do Not Get Enough Good Murder Stories Around Here

Linda Stein, Manager of the Ramones, Found Murdered in Her Apartment OMG!!! Someone call the major case squad! Get Alicia Witt and Mr. Big in there STAT!!! The former manager of The Ramones was found murdered in her NYC apartment on Tuesday night. Linda Stein, the one-time co-manager of Ramones was found dead last night (October 30) in her Upper East Side apartment in Manhattan. Stein, 62, who was once married to famous Sire Records head, Warner Brothers Vice President Seymour Stein, was found dead in her kitchen. In recent times, Stein was well-known in showbus...

Don Vito’s Not So Psyched About Being Convicted of Sexual Assault on a Minor

don_vito.jpg Vito was convicted of sexually assaulting three girls ages 12 to 14 during an autograph signing event last year at mall skate park. When the verdict was announced, Vito fell to the floor and started screaming "Just kill me now." His sentencing hearing is December 20. He faces up to six years in prison. If he doesn't comply with sex offender treatment as part of the sentence, he could potentially spend life in prison....

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Jesse Jane nip slip. [FListed]

Hooray! Stephen Colbert is officially on the ballot! [DListed]

Melissa Joan Hart as Little Bo Peep. Cute. [Celebslam]

JLo's new movie went straight to DVD. [Derek Hail]

The dolphins made Hayden cry. [INO]

/>Jesse Jane nip slip. [FListed] Hooray! Stephen Colbert is officially on the ballot! [DListed] Melissa Joan Hart as Little Bo Peep. Cute. [Celebslam] JLo's new movie went straight to DVD. [Derek Hail] The dolphins made Hayden cry. [INO]...

And I’m Off!

Thanks to the wonder of pre-scheduled posting, as you're reading this, I am high up in the air. And I didn't even have to smoke crack to get there. They have airplanes now. I'm going to Miami -- bienvenidos a Mee-ah-mee! -- where I plan to spend a great deal of time partying and possibly even learn who U of M is playing for their homecoming game, which is, at least on paper, the reason I'm going. So I'm gonna leave you kids alone for a few hours, but I'll be back later in the afternoon to check in and make sure Britney's still alive and drinking. And I'll be in and out all weekend with -- as my boss puts it -- dispatches from South Beach. Oh! And I bought a digital camera yesterday (It's pink! And has a special feature for filming for YouTube! What a world!), so it's possible I'll even go all Pink Is the New Blog on you and start posting annoying photos of myself and my friends so I don't have to keep referring everyone to that MediaBistro interview whenever people wanna know what I look like. Now what do you guys think of that? And if you're a Miamian, definitely leave comments and let me know when and where to get into trouble while I'm out here!!! Meanwhile, the always-hilarious (and very sexy!) David Gilmore from Pretty on the Outside has launched a new site, Pretty from a Distance, which is definitely worth checking out. />Thanks to the wonder of pre-scheduled posting, as you're reading this, I am high up in the air. And I didn't even have to smoke crack to get there. They have airplanes now. I'm going to Miami -- bienvenidos a Mee-ah-mee! -- where I plan to spend a great deal of time partying and possibly even learn who U of M is playing for their homecoming game, which is, at least on paper, the reason I'm going. So I'm gonna leave you kids alone for a few hours, but I'll be back later in the afternoon to...

Lance Bass Totally Pulled a Britney

Lance Bass Says He Got Married, Had a Quickie Wedding in Vegas Let's review all the possible meanings of "pulled a Britney." Is it: 1) Showed the world his vagina? 2) Fought a car with an umbrella? 3) Shaved his head? 4) Checked in and out of rehab three times while you were asleep? 5) Married Kevin Federline? No, no, kids, it's none of the above. As it turns out, Lance Bass once got hitched in Vegas. "I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for like five minutes, but no one talks about it, though." Bass, who was part of the...