Chace Crawford, Penn Badgley and Shawn Pyfrom celebrate Penn's 21st birthday at TAO in Las Vegas.
He's only 21????
I am so old.
Also, everyone in this picture is really sober.
The glazed look in their eyes?
Food coma.
JC Chasez was there, too, but I can't even really handle the weirdness of that fact to elaborate much on it. I guess he just likes younger men. You think he's with Shawn these days? I think so.
HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY, PENN!...
Check out the first video the Spice Girls have done together since, like, I figured out how to use a tampon.
"Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)" is boring as all hell. />
Check out the first video the Spice Girls have done together since, like, I figured out how to use a tampon.
"Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)" is boring as all hell. ...
Nick Lachey knows exactly what's happening later tonight.
Honestly, Vanessa, if you don't want us to write these things about you, don't pose for photos with your face that close to his penis.
At a pool party in San Juan. ...
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Congrats to the lovely and talented Cate Blanchett, who is pregnant with her third child.
"Yes, I am," she told the Sydney Morning Herald. "It's early days yet. It's due in April."
Cate already has two sons with husband Andrew Upton. ...
Jessica Simpson celebrates the launch of the Jessica Simpson Collection at Macy's by reminding us all how pretty she can be after professionals get their hands on a black-and-white photo of her.
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Here's what we're gonna do:
We're going to minimize every part of your chest except for your underarm fat. Then we're going to give you a necklace to make sure that eyes are drawn specifically to that underarm fat. Underarm fat is the new thin.
Then we're going to make you look pregnant. With septuplets.
And since we don't have time to do your hair, why don't you just take a bath with a plugged-in blow-dryer? That'll create a nice effect.
Sheesh....
Jessica Simpson's new BFF is showing up on red carpets left and right lately, looking all glammed out and shit.
What's up with that? She's 45 years old. It's a little too late to become an "it" girl.
In fairness, this red carpet event was for a movie she did, but I've seen more Cheri Oteri in the past few weeks than I have since she was on SNL. ...
Lance Armstrong -- who's been linked to Ashley Olsen in recent days -- showed up at Macy's Herald Square in NYC on Friday in celebration of his second run of the New York Marathon, which will take place on Sunday.
He's cute.
Cute like an old man is cute.
Ashley is probably in his pocket. Giving him a hand job or something. Must be convenient. ...
AMERICA WILL NOT TOLERATE RACISM!
A&E has officially decided to pull Dog the Racist Bounty Hunter from its schedule.
"In evaluating the circumstances of the last few days, A&E has decided to take `Dog The Bounty Hunter' off the network's schedule for the foreseeable future," the network said in a statement Friday. "We hope that Mr. Chapman continues the healing process that he has begun."
Learn more about the racist rant that started it all!...
Paris and Nicky Hilton arrive at Narita airport. They're in Japan to promote Samantha Thavasa handbags.
At least they're out of the States! They're your problem now, Asia!!!...
Left: Britney Spears on Halloween. I thought she went as her own vagina, but I was wrong, because:
Right: David Lee Roth in the mid-80s.
Amazing, fantastic call by Idolator. ...