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They can send bloggers all the freebies in the world; Katie Holmes' new movie is still going to bomb. [popbytes]

Keira Knightley gets honest for Elle magazine. [INO]

Petra Nemcova is adorable. [FListed]

Mel Gibson's son is, of course, in rehab. [Celebitchy]

Oh, good. Contestants will be able to play musical instruments on next season's American Idol. I look forward to everyone singing Stairway to Heaven. [Celebrity Smack]

I love when Katherine Heigl smokes. Which is good, because that's always. [Celebslam]

Video of Tyra Banks and the Vagina Puppet. Why use a puppet when Britney's is always available? [The Blemish]

The hot new chick from House lends a hand to the WGA picketers. [Ninja Dude]

/>They can send bloggers all the freebies in the world; Katie Holmes' new movie is still going to bomb. [popbytes] Keira Knightley gets honest for Elle magazine. [INO] Petra Nemcova is adorable. [FListed] Mel Gibson's son is, of course, in rehab. [Celebitchy] Oh, good. Contestants will be able to play musical instruments on next season's American Idol. I look forward to everyone singing Stairway to Heaven. [Celebrity Smack] I love when Katherine Heigl smokes. Which is good, because th...

Stupid Pictures of Paris and Nicky in Japan, Because It’s That Slow a News Day

Paris and Nicky Hilton Help Select Miss Universe Japan in Tokyo, Pictures, Photos I had hoped it wouldn't come to this. Seriously, I've been sitting on these pictures all morning like, "I really don't want to run these. Please let something happen. I really don't want to have to run these." But nothing has happened, guys, so I'm sorry. Here's Paris and Nicky tooling around Japan. They're promoting some line of handbags and, tragically, helping to choose the new Miss Japan. Which is totally appropriate, because if anyone's in a position to select the woman who best r...

Quotables

shia1.jpg 'It could all go away tomorrow if I'm at a club drinking like an asshole. Someone like Lindsay Lohan's personality is [more] famous than her performance. You've got to maintain some mystery. Part of me wants to go out and see my peers. But if I go to a club and get my picture in the press, then I am that young Hollywood asshole. That would shatter my world…. There's no way you get Tom Hanks' career without thinking about this stuff. Everyone turns 21. Not everyone gets to be in Indiana ...

Looks Like Britney’s #1

britney_vma.jpg Congratulations to Britney Spears, whose unique approach to marketing her album will land her the #1 spot on this week's charts, selling between 325,000 and 350,000 albums this week. Which is a nice consolation prize after she's basically lost custody of her children. These sales still pale in comparison to her earlier albums, but it was enough to inch out Carrie Underwood for the top position this week. It's possible she'll hold the #1 spot for the coming week, too, but then she'll probably ...