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So I'm off to Las Vegas tomorrow for the Blog World Expo -- the first blogging convention of its kind. Spare me the teasing -- you won't think up anything to say that my friends haven't already. They think this is just the funniest thing ever. But you know what?
I am a blogger.
I am a dork.
And I am soooo excited!!!
(Plus, the guy I'm going with promises me we can go to Spearmint Rhino, and I'm one of those weird chicks who loves strip clubs, so I'm psyched on that.)
Yes, posting will continue as usual while I'm there. I'll just sit in the convention center and blog between sessions, like everyone else there. Because we're all huge dorks!!! I will be among my own kind at last.
So the reason I'm posting this is because I want to know if any of you will be there! Drop me a line at evilbeet@gmail.com if you'll be there and you wanna meet up for a drink. I love making new friends!!!
xoxo,
Beet />So I'm off to Las Vegas tomorrow for the Blog World Expo -- the first blogging convention of its kind. Spare me the teasing -- you won't think up anything to say that my friends haven't already. They think this is just the funniest thing ever. But you know what?
I am a blogger.
I am a dork.
And I am soooo excited!!!
(Plus, the guy I'm going with promises me we can go to Spearmint Rhino, and I'm one of those weird chicks who loves strip clubs, so I'm psyched on that.)
Yes, posting w...
Okay, it's still not weirder than Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen, but still .. weird.
ODD couple of the week: Mandy Moore, 27, and Matthew Perry, 38. Page Six spies were astounded last week when they saw the two on a date at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills. One source said, "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lo...
Nick Hogan was arrested today on charges stemming from the August street race that left one of his best friends critically injured.
Also: HE WAS DRINKING!!!
In addition to the reckless driving charge, authorities cited Bollea for using a motor vehicle in commission of a felony, being a driver under 21 operating a vehicle with a breath-alcohol level of .02 percent or higher and having illegal window tinting.
The Hogans issued the following statement:
“Nick and the entire ‘H...
What the fuck is this, Carrie?
I mean, is it a dress or an escape pod?
Ugly. Ugly. Ugly.
You're lucky you're so goddamn gorgeous, girl. If Michelle Branch had showed up in this, people could have died.
At the BMI Country Awards. ...
Ouch.
Billboard has revised its policies -- just this week -- allowing an album sold through a single retailer to be on their charts.
This means The Eagles new double-disc -- sold only at Walmart -- takes the #1 spot away from Britney! The Eagles album sold 711,000 copies, compared to Britney's 290,000 (projections had been at 350,000). She'll have the #2 spot this week.
"We know that some retailers will be uncomfortable with this policy, but it was inevitable that Billboard's chart...
Hey, guys, remember that one time that Katie Holmes looked like she was the same height as Tom Cruise?
That was weird.
Thankfully, it's all over now.
And how fucking amazing does Katie look these days???
I need to convert to Scientology. Or train for a marathon.
Eh. Scientology sounds easier. Bring on the Xenu....
Remember how I was complaining about how the WGA picketers weren't being particularly creative?
Oh, I spoke too soon.
The best and brightest of our creative minds came up with "We write the story-a, Eva Longoria" as a chant.
Um, guys? Maybe just stick with "We're on strike." Because you're not exactly proving your worth with that other chant.
Desperate Housewives is one of many shows that will suspend production as a result of this strike, which is expected to last for months. Oth...
Legal stories are so boring.
Basically, Britney has to pay for K-Fed's lawyers because the Gods have decided that her trashy ass is rich and his comparably less trashy ass can't get a job. The poor baby is only getting $35,000/month in spousal and child support from Brit. And who the fuck can live on that and pay legal bills?
Soooo boring. I'd be dead asleep if I hadn't already had like 3 Red Bulls today. I have a problem with Red Bulls. ...
It happened the night before Halloween. Cops pulled her over on some traffic violation, smelled alcohol, tested her, and booked her.
Her blood alcohol level was 0.09, which is just above California's legal limit of 0.08. So, like, that really sucks. I mean, it's one thing if you get pulled over with a 1.5 or something (I have a friend who got pulled over and blew a .33, which is, like, award-winning in my book), but to get a DUI for a 0.09 just sucks. Like, you didn't even get the full rush ...
Hey, you guys, you know what's amazing?
The Butterfinger pies they have at Burger King now. I'm not even getting paid to say this, I swear. They're just really, really freaking good. I find myself driving to Burger King, like, every day to get one. Like I went to get a spray tan today and ended up at Burger King instead. The car just goes there now. I tried one on a fluke, and it was the best decision I've ever made. It's like a little slice of heaven in a cardboard box. They're better than...
On Monday, Riley Giles posted this on his MySpace blog:
ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. WE. DO. NOT. WANT. she had the nerve to ask us to be on. no thanks!
Oooh, ouch!
Doesn't it sting when a 25-year-old snowboarder fresh out of rehab is offering you parenting advice, Dina? And he's right?
Ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch....