There Is No Cocaine Left in the West Village November 8, 2007Evil BeetRumer Willis, Zoe Kravitz Rumer Willis and Zoe Kravitz enjoy themselves by standing on some manner of couch at the DKNY Delicious Night Fragrance launch party in NYC. Something tells me they don't need the help of furniture to be higher than everyone else. I have great hopes for Zoe Kravitz around these parts. I want to see more of her. She's everything that was fabulous about her mother at this age. ...
Yeah. Kim Kardashian Did Playboy. November 8, 2007Evil BeetKim Kardashian Tragically, mean and grumpy lawyers made us take down the wonderful pictures we had of Kim Kardashian in Playboy, but here she is in basically the same poses at the Morgan 4 Ever clothing line launch in NYC. Jesus, Kim, I can smell your vagina over the Internet. Can you do anything without being sexual about it? In fairness, I still have all her Playboy pics on my computer, and one of them is currently my desktop background. I kind of love that. Wanna know something else funny? When I was...
Quotables November 8, 2007Evil BeetBritney Spears, Kevin Federline, Lynne Spears "I blame myself. What mother wouldn't? I wish I'd been there more while she was touring. But I couldn't be. I had the other kids to look after ... I didn't raise my children to have Hollywood careers. This all just exploded in my face, and big dreams became big headaches ... Here are two parents who care about their kids. They're good people. With my daughter's, Kevin's and the boys' interest at heart, I'm trying my best to bring them together, to bridge the gap. I think things are getting go...
HOLY SHIT! JENNIFER LOPEZ IS PREGNANT!!! November 8, 2007Evil BeetJennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony "Marc and I are expecting," Jennifer told the crowd at her Miami show on Wednesday night. Marc then kissed her belly. "I didn't know she was going to talk," he said. So there ya have it. Christina announced. Jennifer announced. Everyone's pregnancy is now out of the closet. Yay....
Always a Winner November 7, 2007Evil BeetCarrie Underwood, Taylor Swift Congratulations to Carrie Underwood, who won the CMAs for best female vocalist and single of the year ("Before He Cheats"). I bet she's gonna have some crazy award-winner sex with hottie boyfriend Chace Crawford tonight. Those awards actually look like they'd make some pretty damn kinky sex toys. Hmm. Underwood lookalike Taylor Swift, age 17, won for best newcomer. She's gorgeous! Someone get that girl to Les Deux, pronto!!! There's no way she can get into enough trouble in Nashville. ...
The Nick Hogan Mugshot November 7, 2007Evil BeetNick Hogan I can't tell what the emotion is in his eyes. Is it regret? Anger? Boredom? Apathy? Your best friend's in the hospital because your ass was drinking and street racing, Nick, and you've been arrested in connection with it. Now would be a good time to cry for the cameras, buddy. ...
I Don’t Know Who Nick Counter Is, But If Katherine Heigl Says He’s a Weiner, a Weiner He Must Be November 7, 2007Evil BeetKatherine Heigl ...
K-Fed’s Taking Britney BACK TO COURT!!! November 7, 2007Evil BeetBritney Spears, Kevin Federline Ack. Kevin is dragging Brit's ass back into the courtroom, arguing that she violated the court's drug testing order by failing to respond in a timely manner when she is called for random drug testing. He wants her to have even less visitation rights with their two sons. Hell hath no fury like a back-up dancer scorned. ...
Happy Couple! November 7, 2007Evil BeetGavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani How cute are Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani? We see so much of Gwen these days, but so little of Gavin. It's nice to see a Hollywood marriage that seems to have staying power. I'm rooting for these two crazy kids. ...
Steve Carrell Refuses to Cross Picket Lines! November 7, 2007Evil BeetSteve Carrell Hooray for Steve Carrell, who has single-handedly halted production on The Office by refusing to cross the picket lines of striking writers. The last new episode of the hit show will air next week. While I'm sad that The Office won't be airing new episodes, I love Steve Carrell for standing up for writers. ...
Doing It for the Kids November 7, 2007Evil BeetHeath Ledger, Michelle Williams If there's any good way to tell your 2-year-old "I'm sorry we divorced" it's giving her the exact same room at Mommy and Daddy's house. HEATH Ledger and Michelle Williams are planning to create two identical bedrooms for their 2-year-old daughter, Matilda, in the separate apartments they've been living in since their summer bust-up. Williams has been staying in the Brooklyn brownstone the duo used to share, and Ledger has since moved to SoHo. "They are having them designed exactly the sam...