Paris Hilton's still tearin' up Korea.
She looks exhausted at this press conference.
Partying or jet lag? It's anyone's guess.
Hey, at least she showed up. Gotta give her some credit for that. ...
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While texting, Britney ran the red light at Mulholland and Coldwater last night, with her kids in the car. She barely missed oncoming traffic.
Okay, look, it's one thing if Britney wants to go and kill herself, but keep the fucking kids out of it!...
I am having an absolute blast at the Blog World Expo!
After spending the day in classes, the convention threw a pajama party for us tonight at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino (because, you know, bloggers spend their days sitting on couches in pajamas -- I think the goal was to poke fun at this "myth," but for me, it's actually pretty true). I wore cowboy boot slippers (thanks Stacie!), and then spent the rest of the night playing 3-card poker with the fabulous Whitney Matheson from PopCandy...
Look, Britney, I know you know you're hot, girl. I know you get all sorts of dudes comin' up in here tryin' to get your number, baby. And I know you like fuckin' with 'em, givin' 'em all sorts of digits that ain't real. But I'm different from those dudes. You gotta believe me, girl. I'm not like all those losers. And I'll tell you why, baby.
I'm a Superior Court of the State of California.
The court today strictly reminded Britney that she had to give them a single number on which she co...
On a scooter!!! Here's the best part: since he's a total Z-lister, you probably never would have heard this story if he hadn't been being a drunken jackass in such close proximity to Jennifer Lopez. The photog who got the scoop and the pics was actually on the street looking for JLo when Mickey went and got his ass arrested.
Page Two lensman Fred Montana said he was looking for preggers glamour girl Jennifer Lopez at about 2 a.m. when he bumped into Rourke walking into the nightclub Mansi...
Here's Christine Lakin -- the chick who played Al on Step by Step -- at some MTV event wearing the infamous Lindsay Lohan handcuffs necklace.
Who makes these things?
What do they mean?
Why is everyone wearing them?
Somebody, please explain!!!...
According to the admittedly questionable sources over at the Daily Star, Paris Hilton wants to help the drunken elephants in India. She was very sad to hear that 40 drunken elephants ran into an electric pole in India, and six of them were electrocuted and died.
Here's what she supposedly had to say about it:
"There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn’t chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad. The biggest pro...
Sooooo gross.
Can you believe she went from Ashton Kutcher to this? ...
I just want to put her little pixie ass in my pocket and take her everywhere with me.
I imagine that, if I were feeling sad, I could pull her out, put her on a table, and she'd do some manner of magical pixie dance that would cheer me right up. Or at least share her weed.
The haircut is stunning. She looks beautiful. Just so very Ricci. I feel like that should be an adjective. I don't know what it means, exactly, but she just embodies this Ricciness that deserves its own word.
Da...