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Matt Dillon shills for Skechers. [Agent Bedhead]

Check out my take on last night's episode of The Hills. [Film.com]

The Donda West Death: let the finger-pointing begin! Yay! [MollyGood]

Britney nearly kills another paparazzo. [POTP]

I love it when Courtney Love blogs. [popbytes]

We're blowing shit up in Las Vegas. [DListed]

Avril Lavigne sure does look short when you put her next to a supermodel. [The Blemish]

Angelina Jolie and the wardrobe malfunction. [Yeeeah!]

Boy George was charged with being a kinky little bitch. [Websters]

Relationships? Planned by publicists? Say it ain't so, Jessica! [INO]

/>Matt Dillon shills for Skechers. [Agent Bedhead] Check out my take on last night's episode of The Hills. [Film.com] The Donda West Death: let the finger-pointing begin! Yay! [MollyGood] Britney nearly kills another paparazzo. [POTP] I love it when Courtney Love blogs. [popbytes] We're blowing shit up in Las Vegas. [DListed] Avril Lavigne sure does look short when you put her next to a supermodel. [The Blemish] Angelina Jolie and the wardrobe malfunction. [Yeeeah!] Boy George was charged...

La Lohan Starts Community Service

lindsay_cs.jpg Lindsay Lohan started doing the community service work she has to do as part of her DUI plea deal. She's working at the American Red Cross in the LA area, and she put in 7 hours yesterday. The pictures from this event are boring, as is everything Lindsay does lately. Unfortunately, I can't publicly encourage her to drink anymore, because I promised God that if the Paris Hilton drunken elephants quote was real, I'd quit doing that. The AP picked up the story this morning, so I guess it's real. And a ...

Owen Wilson’s Latest Arm Candy: Le Call

Le Call Dating Owen Wilson Pictures, Photos I have no idea who named this girl. It sounds like she's some sort of really cheap hooker who wants to be French. Anyway, she's supposedly running around town with Owen Wilson. They even took a yoga class together! Page Six ran a piece yesterday about how she stole and purposely broke an umbrella some NYC restauranteur lent her. Sounds like she's exactly what Owen Wilson needs right now. About as much as he needs to be running around the NYC bar scene. ...

Britney Spears Is So Eager to Help Others That She Took the Time Out of Her Busy, Busy Day to SIGN HER FUCKING NAME ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN A CVS RECEIPT FOR 8 BOTTLES OF GREY GOOSE

Britney Spears Autographed CD on EBay I hate this story so much. The mainstream tabs are acting like Britney Spears is suddenly Mother Theresa because she's auctioning off a signed copy of Blackout on eBay. Proceeds go to UNICEF. "I think it's important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere," says Brit in a press release. Seriously? Britney Spears fucking woke up early enough to clutch a pen in her shaky, hun...