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Christina Aguilera is just not one of those women who looks great pregnant. [Derek Hail]

Kelly Ripa has an outtie. [popbytes]

Is Brit-Brit getting liposuction in Vegas? [INO]

Shar Jackson's spending more time with Britney's kids than Britney is. [Celebitchy]

Matt Damon is People's 2007 Sexiest Man Alive. Are they just going through the call sheet for Oceans 11 or what? [A Socialite's Life]

Was Prince Harry cheating on Chelsy Davy? [POTP]

Soulja Boy pees off a balcony. Hot. [Ninja Dude]

Chick fight on that Tila Tequila show! [DListed]

/>Christina Aguilera is just not one of those women who looks great pregnant. [Derek Hail] Kelly Ripa has an outtie. [popbytes] Is Brit-Brit getting liposuction in Vegas? [INO] Shar Jackson's spending more time with Britney's kids than Britney is. [Celebitchy] Matt Damon is People's 2007 Sexiest Man Alive. Are they just going through the call sheet for Oceans 11 or what? [A Socialite's Life] Was Prince Harry cheating on Chelsy Davy? [POTP] Soulja Boy pees off a balcony. Hot. [Ninja Dude] Chick fight on that Tila Tequila sh...

Kevin Connolly and Julianne Hough??

Kevin Connolly Buys Julianne Hough a Ring, Pictures, Photos Looks like the 33-year-old actor is really going after the 19-year-old dancer. The Entourage star, 33, recently stopped by Los Angeles's Tracy Allen Fine Jewelry and plunked down several thousand dollars on a diamond and18-karat, white-gold ring for Dancing with the Stars beauty Julianne Hough. A store patron says Connolly "knew exactly what he was going to get her and was clear about who it was for." Hough even wore the ring on Monday's performance show, when she and partner Heli...

Greasy Bear = Grossy Bear

greasy_bear.jpg Brandon Davis is so gross. EVEN professional hairstylists won't touch Brandon Davis' hair. When "Greasy Bear" paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves. "Even the shampoo person wore gloves," said a source. "He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice." Ew....

AP Pulls Paris Hilton and the Elephants Story!

paris_nyc.jpg Hooray!!! Remember how I was all upset because I promised God that if the Paris Hilton and the drunken elephants quote was real I'd stop encouraging Lindsay Lohan to drink again and then it was real because the AP picked it up?? The AP has pulled it!!! The quote is not real. God loves me so much. He was just playing a funny game with me for a day there. Ha ha, God. You're such a riot. DRINK, LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!! (Paris is back in the US now, running around promoting her Ca...

How Cute! Taylor Momsen Went to the Homecoming Dance!

Taylor Momsen Went to Homecoming Dance Talk about not letting the fame go to your head. 14-year-old Taylor Momsen, who stars as Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl, recently attended her high school's homecoming dance, even though she is not currently attending classes there. She wore a black lace tunic ("way too short for a dress," says a witness) and spent most of the night "huddled" with a gaggle of friends. Tragically, the writer's strike has shut down production on Gossip Girl, so it's a good thing Momsen's not being a snotty brat to these kid...

Does Ashlee Simpson Do Anything But Appear in Pictures with Pete Wentz These Days?

ashlee_pete2.jpg Like, remember when she had a TV show? And released albums? And put on concerts and stuff? I can't remember the last time I've seen her do any of those things. She just pops up on occasion in a picture with Pete Wentz, or, once in a blue moon, with her sister. I have to admit I'm kind of a closet Ashlee Simpson fan. Come on, L-O, L-O, L-O-V-E! How can you not secretly dig that song? We miss you, Ashlee! ...