Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Liar!

lance_armstrong.jpg "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends," says Lance Armstrong to Page Six. "We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady." I don't wanna believe him! I don't wanna believe him! However, Sheryl Crow responds to the rumors that she talked shit about Lashley without really denying that the two are a couple: "Lance and I are friends. I have a lot of respect for him and what he does in the world of cancer. What he does in his personal life . . . is none of m...

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Jennifer Aniston and Jason Lewis? Nooooo. Jason Lewis is miiiiiiiiiine!!!!! [FListed]

Leelee Sobieski has some movie coming out, so she's talking about something. [Mollygood]

Hey, you know who wasn't pregnant this year? Angelina Jolie. Don't believe the tabs, people! [popbytes]

Bill Gates went to the Kelly Clarkson show! [Celebslam]

Vanessa Minnillo goes shopping. [Drunken Stepfather]

John Travolta's hair still looks ridiculous. [DListed]

Paris Hilton does some pole dancing. [Jordan]

Tom Cruise is not such a good dancer. [CityRag]

Nice to see Amy Winehouse has finally pulled her act together. Oh, wait. Except she totally hasn't. [Websters]

/>Jennifer Aniston and Jason Lewis? Nooooo. Jason Lewis is miiiiiiiiiine!!!!! [FListed] Leelee Sobieski has some movie coming out, so she's talking about something. [Mollygood] Hey, you know who wasn't pregnant this year? Angelina Jolie. Don't believe the tabs, people! [popbytes] Bill Gates went to the Kelly Clarkson show! [Celebslam] Vanessa Minnillo goes shopping. [Drunken Stepfather] John Travolta's hair still looks ridiculous. [DListed] Paris Hilton does some pole dancing. [Jordan] Tom Cruise is not such a good dancer. [CityRag] Nice to s...

Hayden Panettiere’s Not Going Back to Japan Anytime Soon

Hayden Panettiere Has an Arrest Warrant in Japan for Saving the Whales Apparently there's a warrant out for her arrest in Japan, where she participated in a protest aimed at stopping fishermen during a dolphin hunt recently. "I'd do it again," said Hayden. "Very possibly, might do it again. I was very excited that people were interested in what we did. In [Hollywood], you tend to only get publicity for not wearing underwear or going to rehab." Yes, Hayden! You finally understand. Doing positive things for the world only results in arrest warrants. ...

Mark Ronson, Because It’s Only Fair

Mark Ronson at Launch of the Blackjack II by Samsung Hosted by Eva Longoria I don't have any dirt on him (well, he's Samantha Ronson's brother, isn't that dirt enough?), but while I'm busy obsessing over everything his sisters do, some of you mentioned you were big fans of Mark. And he actually managed to show up at an event just last night, so here ya go! I guess he's kinda cute. He has the whole broody thing going on. At the Launch of the Blackjack II event in LA. Update: Someone saw this post and sent along his video for "Oh My God" featuring Lily Allen. Pretty cool! Artist SiteMore Videos...

Katie Cassidy Arrested for Underage Drinking!

Katie Cassidy Arrested for Underage Drinking, Lied to Police Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! It's the Cassidy curse. Sometimes fame isn't all that fun, honey. I love this story because, when police asked her about her age, she gave them a fake name and said she was 21. They then asked her what her birthday was. "4-29-84," she responded. That would have made her 23. When the police pointed this out to her, she admitted her real name and age. Katie, you suck at lying to the cops. You have to have this stuff down pat. I offer seminars on the third Tuesday o...