Ha ha ha ha ha. No, it's not me. It's that "publicist"-turned-blogger guy, Jonathan Jaxson. I'm only running this because I assume he planted it himself. He's a total famewhore like that.
Me? I swear and talk dirty a lot to get attention, but I leave my actual vagina out of it. You're welcome, Mother.
Click here to watch it. Not in any conceivable way suitable for work.
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Silly Britney.
After running a red light at a busy intersection with her kids in the car (which the paps caught on tape), Britney Spears has lost the right to drive with her kids in the car.
Now however will she spend time with her kids and court the paparazzi? />...
Nah, she's just on a stripper pole. />
Nah, she's just on a stripper pole. ...
Brandy -- who's certainly lost all her pregnancy weight and then some, no doubt related to that little fatal crash on the 405 -- poses with Omar Epps' wife, Keisha, at Keisha's baby shower.
Also in attendance: Jennifer Morrison.
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Mr. Big's longtime girlfriend, Tara Wilson, is all preggers and shit!
They have no forthcoming plans to marry.
This girl is really beautiful in an unconventional way, but she has the most lopsided eyes I have ever seen. To prove my point, I've included several additional pictures. She makes Shannen Doherty's eyes look perfectly symmetrical.
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1) It is, both literally and figuratively, totally gay.
2) When Reichen wakes up one day and realizes that he is not at all a homosexual, I don't want him to be mad at me.
You can read about it here. ...
Miss Universe Riyo Mori and Miss USA Rachel Smith arrive at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino's grand opening in Las Vegas.
Where's Miss Teen USA, Hilary Cruz?
I'm guessing she couldn't come because she's not 21.
She's probably back in NYC, not getting into any trouble at all ...
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Honestly, Sarah, have some respect for yourself!
Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar has changed her famous three-part moniker as a fifth wedding anniversary present to actor Freddie Prinze Jr. The couple was wed September 1, 2002.
A source close to the 30-year-old star tells Us Weekly, "She officially changed her name to Sarah Michelle Prinze" in honor of the occasion.
"On their anniversary, she showed [Freddie] her new driver's license," the source tells Us. "It was so sweet."
Nah, I...
Kendra Wilkinson shows off a much darker, more natural hair color at a Playboy book signing in LA.
I think she looks great!!!
Holly and Bridget are still rocking the platinum.
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Katharine McPhee, 23, is reportedly engaged to her boyfriend of a year, 42-year-old actor Nick Cokas.
Man, this guy sure hit the fucking jackpot.
"Katharine is bubbling over with excitement for her upcoming wedding," a source says. "She is all smiles when she talks about the planning. It sounds like everything is going very smoothly."
The two met in 2005 when they performed in a Los Angeles theater production of The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Their relationship began as a friendship.
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