Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Larry Birkhead, Only Because Dannielynn Is Cute

We have something of an unofficial Larry Birkhead ban around this place, but when there's video of him running around Kitson with Dannielynn, I really have no choice. /> We have something of an unofficial Larry Birkhead ban around this place, but when there's video of him running around Kitson with Dannielynn, I really have no choice. ...

Jet Li Makes More Money Than I Do

jet_li.jpg The action star has just inked a record-breaking deal to star in a Chinese-language film called The Warlords. He'll make $13M for the film, which is, like, Maddox Jolie-Pitt's lunch money, but it's the largest sum ever paid to an actor for a Chinese-language film. The film's total budget is $40M. "Without Jet Li, we would not dare to invest $40 million in a Chinese-language film," Xinhua news agency quoted director Peter Chan as saying. Li was a "guarantee" for global sales, Chan said. ...

Blind Item!

WHICH Latina pop star's boyfriend is said to have quickly approached a photo agency to buy up all the pictures of himself with an African-American hottie snapped at Tenjune? [source] />...

You Know How Slow a News Week It’s Been?

joey_wife1.jpg It's sooooooooo slow lately that I'm going to post an actual item about Joey McIntyre's baby's name, because you know what? Everyone else is doing it. You know why? Because there is nothing else going on! You know why? Because Lindsay Lohan doesn't drink anymore. She is single-handedly destroying my life by being sober. I hate you, Lindsay. If you got your drivers license any time in the past decade, you probably have no idea who Joey McIntyre is. He was in a band called New Kids on the Bl...

Hayden Panettiere Just Wants Some Respect

Check out Hayden Panettiere behind the scenes of her GQ photo shoot. When asked what she expects in a man, Hayden says her definition of a good man is "treating women with respect. We deserve respect. We demand it." Here's the point: She's 18 now. You can totally masturbate to this without feeling pervy. In fact, it was very respectful of you to wait this long for her. />Check out Hayden Panettiere behind the scenes of her GQ photo shoot. When asked what she expects in a man, Hayden says her definition of a good man is "treating women with respect. We deserve respect. We demand it." Here's the point: She's 18 now. You can totally masturbate to this without feeling pervy. In fact, it was very respectful of you to wait this long for her. ...

Britney Was a One-Week Wonder

britney-spears-crying.jpg While first-week sales of Britney's "Blackout" were promising, the album barely sold anything after that first week -- despite good reviews! The album has sold a total of 430,000 copies after a full month of release. Recall that she sold around 300,000 copies the first week. That means this album sold 130,000 copies over the course of three weeks. Those are phenomenal numbers if you're an unknown indie folk artist releasing a freshman album. If you're Britney Spears, that's a bomb, kid...

If You Care

Check out this clip of bloopers from High School Musical 2. If you're waiting for the one where Vanessa Hudgens accidentally takes all her clothes off and photographs herself in her bedroom, they left it off. />...

JUST THREE MORE YEARS!!!!

Miley Cyrus 15th Birthday Miley Cyrus turned 15 on Friday! She celebrated by performing in her hometown of Nashville, TN. "I'll tell you guys that my main wish when my parents asked me, 'Miley, what do you want for your 15th birthday?' The only thing that I had to say was, 'I want to be here at home with Nashville and all of you guys,' " she breathlessly told the crowd, who erupted into screams. "The reason that I do what I do is for all of you guys," she said. "Anyone from a small town can go out there and liv...