Today's Evil Beet Gossip

SmackDown!

linda_hulk1.jpg Hulk Hogan's wife Linda is asking for half their assets in the couple's divorce. Linda is seeking to split the couple's assets, which include the 17,000-square-foot Bel Air mansion where the family primarily lives and a 3,474-square-foot home in Clearwater Beach, Fla., as well as a condo under construction in Las Vegas. The two existing homes alone are worth nearly $9.5 million, the petition says. Linda also hopes the couple can share custody of 17-year-old son Nick, but custody of Nick...

Nick Bollea 911 Tape!

The 911 tape from Nick Bollea (Hogan)'s crash in August has been released. You can listen here. TampaBay.com is streaming it right now, and I think their server is really overloaded, so if you can't listen to it now, try back later. />...

Who Isn’t Tony Romo Fucking?

Tony Romo Jessica Simpson Seriously, I felt something rubbing on my leg at like 3 am last night and woke up screaming, "Stop it, Tony Romo!" My cat just stared at me. But seriously this dude is just having sex with everything in the Los Angeles area. Up now: Jessica Simpson, with whom he spent Thanksgiving in Texas. InTouch is reporting that he's her boyfriend, but somehow I doubt that. I don't think he's anyone's boyfriend. I think he's just trying to have sex with more celebrities than Matt Leinart. I think that...

Beauty Queen DRAMA! Miss Puerto Rico’s Dress Sprayed with Pepper Spray!

Ingrid Marie Rivera Miss Puerto Rico Picture I loooooooooove this kind of shit so much. Someone put pepper spray in Ingrid Marie Rivera, a Miss Puerto Rico contestant's, dress and make-up, causing her to break out in hives! Pageant organizers said they hope to catch and expose whoever was responsible for dousing Rivera's evening gowns with pepper spray and spiking her makeup, causing her to break out in hives. Police said Monday they have also opened an investigation into the attacks on the beauty queen. Rivera was composed wh...

Quotables

Stephen King Britney Spears is Trailer Trash And the guy says to me — the Nightline guy — I didn’t get the guy’s name. Granted, I haven’t been feeling real well and it was a long day of interviews. But he said to me, “If we didn’t cover cultural things, we wouldn’t be covering you and The Mist, and promoting the movie.” And I’m like, “Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan aren’t cultural.” They aren’t political. They’re economic only in the mi...

Everyone’s Dead! Quiet Riot Lead Singer Passes Away!

Kevin DuBrow from Quiet Riot Found Dead in Las Vegas Home Not everyone handles the holidays particularly well. Quiet Riot lead singer, Kevin DuBrow, was found dead Sunday in his Las Vegas home. He was 52. Quiet Riot bassist Kelly Garni and the band's current label, Chavis Records, confirmed the news. On a Web site honoring the memory of Quiet Riot founding member Randy Rhoads, Garni urged fans to be patient until the details of DuBrow's death become clear. "I ask that no one here offer any speculation or opinions, theories or other thing...

Hogans Have Been on the Outs for Awhile

brooke.jpg If you're anything like me, you spent most of the holiday weekend pacing your room and wondering what on earth could possibly have gone wrong with Hulk Hogan's marriage. A pro wrestler? His same-age wife? Their fucking retarded son who basically just killed a man and will probably serve some hard time for it? Their failed-singer daughter? Her pants? How could this perfect union possibly fail? Apparently, folks, we were the last to know. According to a TMZ source, the couple have been se...

Hawthorne Heights Guitarist Dies

Casey Calvert from Hawthorne Heights Dies This is so sad. I really love this band. I mean, it's always sad when young people die, but it sucks extra when they're a member of a totally kick-ass band you love. Casey Calvert, 26, the guitarist for Hawthorne Heights, died on their tour bus on Saturday night. Cause of death is unknown. The band posted this on their website: Today is probably the worst day ever. Its with our deepest regrets that we have to write this. Casey Calvert passed away in his sleep last night. We found out th...

Suri Cruise Rocks Out to the Spice Girls

From the Spice Girls official website:
The Spice Girls had some surprise visitors at rehearsals in LA recently when Hollywood stars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes along with baby Suri stopped by to wish them luck for the forthcoming tour. Tom and Katie enjoyed an impromptu audience with the girls and were treated to an exclusive performance, while Suri danced along to the music. “David and I are great friends with Tom and Katie,” Victoria told us afterwards “It was lovely of them to come down to rehearsals, a really nice surprise. Katie has told me before that she used to be a big Spice fan so it was great for her to meet the other girls.”
/>From the Spice Girls official website: The Spice Girls had some surprise visitors at rehearsals in LA recently when Hollywood stars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes along with baby Suri stopped by to wish them luck for the forthcoming tour. Tom and Katie enjoyed an impromptu audience with the girls and were treated to an exclusive performance, while Suri danced along to the music. “David and I are great friends with Tom and Katie,” Victoria told us afterwards “It was lovely o...

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You know who's not adopting two six-year-old Chinese girls? That's right. Britney Spears. [INO]

It's kind of a miracle that Kylie Minogue can still smile. Not because of her recent battle with cancer. No, no. Because of the Botox. [FListed]

Paris Hilton? Selling out a friend? Say it ain't so! [Mollygood]

Cindy Crawford looks way better than I do in a bikini. In fairness, I'm not really trying. [Celebslam]

Owen Wilson's new chick, Le Call, rocks a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

Christina Applegate talks about an abusive relationship. [Celebitchy]

Wanna see Portia de Rossi make out with a (hot) chick? [Yeeeah!]

/>You know who's not adopting two six-year-old Chinese girls? That's right. Britney Spears. [INO] It's kind of a miracle that Kylie Minogue can still smile. Not because of her recent battle with cancer. No, no. Because of the Botox. [FListed] Paris Hilton? Selling out a friend? Say it ain't so! [Mollygood] Cindy Crawford looks way better than I do in a bikini. In fairness, I'm not really trying. [Celebslam] Owen Wilson's new chick, Le Call, rocks a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather] Christina Applegate talks about an abusive relationship. [Celebitchy] Wanna see Portia de Rossi make out with a (hot) chick?...

Tara Reid Drinks Kind of a Lot

tara_breasts1.jpg How have we not seen a DUI out of this girl yet? It's almost impressive. From R&M: Don't look for Tara Reid on another episode of "Scrubs." Appearing at the New York Comedy Festival, show creator Bill Lawrence said Reid was his least favorite guest star - "not because she wasn't a nice person," but because she allegedly stank of booze and smokes. She stank of booze on set? So here's the question: was she drinking on set? Or was she just still stank from the night before? Either way, very sa...