Christina Aguilera lets it all hang out in this month's issue of Marie Claire.
Well, not all of it.
Everything but her pregnant vagina.
Which we have pictures of.
I think her (airbrushed) body looks great, and props to her for being sexy while preggers. ...
Details magazine thinks Kevin Federline is influential. [Ninja Dude] Did Miss Puerto Rico invent that whole pepper spray scandal? [Holy Candy]
What the fuck is this chick wearing? It definitely does not make me hungry. [Bossip] I love a chick with a shotgun. [popbytes] New John Mayer video. [POTP] Some Paris Hilton ass. [SOW] Did Brendan Fraser get hair implants? And more importantly, who is Brendan Fraser? [The Blemish]
Angela Kinsey from The Office is blogging about her pregnancy and swears that she is not having a lesbian love affair with Jenna Fisher. [CBB]
Remember this little ditty?
Being sick always makes me depressed. I think it's cuz I'm stuck at home alone with no one to talk to, so I get trapped in my own head and go a little crazy. Like, I randomly decide that none of my friends really like me and I will die alone and then my cats will eat me and then throw me up and my mom will come to my house to collect my belongings and find the me-vomit and be like "What was she feeding them?".
Am I the only one who gets like this?
But, anyway, I've had this song playing most of the night, and it seems to be cheering me up a little for reasons that are unclear. So I'm sharing it. Enjoy!
/>Remember this little ditty?
Being sick always makes me depressed. I think it's cuz I'm stuck at home alone with no one to talk to, so I get trapped in my own head and go a little crazy. Like, I randomly decide that none of my friends really like me and I will die alone and then my cats will eat me and then throw me up and my mom will come to my house to collect my belongings and find the me-vomit and be like "What was she feeding them?".
Am I the only one who gets like this?
But, anyway, ...
Zac Efron sings "The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Music."
Trust me, people. Just watch.
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Brooke Burke in Ralph magazine. [Derek Hail]
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According to a source:
"Joe and Tony have been friendly for a while. Joe is a huge Dallas Cowboy fan, and Tony has always had a crush on her - he even said on his Web site like a year ago that it was his dream to date her. Jessica has been in Nashville and Dallas recording her new country album. When Tony found out, he called Joe and said, 'I know she's not dating anyone right now, can I take her out for a drink at least?' Jessica said it was OK for Joe to give Tony her number and they hit...
Who's this gross-ass methface?
It's Spencer Pratt's little sister, Stephanie, who recently decided to start making appearances on The Hills and hassling Lauren without provocation.
You're fair game now, whore.
Early in the evening of May 8, 2006, in Honolulu, Stephanie, then 20, and a 20-year-old friend — the daughter of a production executive on the locally filmed ABC series Lost — were arrested by the police after security guards at ritzy Neiman Marcus department store caught the duo attempting to shoplift a number of clothing items...
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It just makes her look even more pale than usual.
She's still gorgeous, though.
At "The Golden Compass" premiere in London. ...
You cannot take a bad picture of Blake Lively.
Just walking down the street is like a Vogue photo shoot for this girl. Stunning, stunning, stunning.
I'm so glad she's mine, all mine.
On the set of Gossip Girl.
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Word on the street is Whitney's out. Her crime? Being "too vanilla." What on earth does that mean? Did she refuse to date a disgusting guy who treats her like shit? Was she just too focused on her blossoming career to engage in stupid antics for the camera? For shame!
A source says she doesn't know it yet, but they've already started shooting scenes with her replacement, intern Jenna Goldsmith.
Hopefully this is all a horrible lie. I love Whitney! She's like the only person on that show ...