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Ethan Hawke is the latest celeb to be banging the nanny. [INO] Nice to see Amy Winehouse has really pulled her act together. Wandering the streets of London at 5 am. Healthy. [Celebslam] Madonna's stiffing her kids on Christmas. [Celebitchy] Paris went a little overboard with the collagen injections. [FListed] Who was named the Most Beautiful Black Man Alive? [Bossip] The freaky-looking redheaded model, Lily Cole, proves the carpet matches the drapes. [Drunken Stepfather] In case you haven't seen Kate Moss's tits this week ... [Ninja Dude]
Is everyone super-psyched?
Blake co-wrote all but one song on "Audio Day Dream," out Tuesday on Arista Records, and is already plotting a remix album to add hip-hop and electronica flavors that he favors but wasn't able to include.
"I just call myself a communicator. And all's I wanna do is communicate my art," he told the AP. "And now with this album, I get to communicate myself wholeheartedly without any hiccups or speed bumps, like 'American Idol' has, you know? Theme weeks!"
The first single from the album, "Break Anotha," is included here. />
Is everyone super-psyched?
Blake co-wrote all but one song on "Audio Day Dream," out Tuesday on Arista Records, and is already plotting a remix album to add hip-hop and electronica flavors that he favors but wasn't able to include.
"I just call myself a communicator. And all's I wanna do is communicate my art," he told the AP. "And now with this album, I get to communicate myself wholeheartedly without any hiccups or speed bumps, like 'American Idol' has, you know? Theme weeks!"
The f...
Mr. Angelina Jolie discusses rebuilding New Orleans on the Today Show. />...
WHICH big Hollywood actress is about to come out of the closet? She's been living with her girlfriend in a small town, where all the neighbors know, and the two are now engaged to be married.
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You know, Gatecrasher ran this as a blind item, and I was going to do the same, but you know what? Fuck that. There's nothing blind about this.
Which oily celebrity hanger-on, who has been through rehab, is telling friends he's found a new way to pace himself when he's doing drugs? The bicoastal bum says for every line of coke he snorts he smokes 10 cigarettes.
What. A. Genius.
This is an infallible plan.
You sure are going places, Brandon. Going places like rehab.
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The poptart -- who just violated her child custody agreement by getting wasted late Saturday night and then hanging out with her kids on Sunday (the agreement states that she cannot consume alcohol less than 12 hours before seeing the kids) -- has pulled out of a possible Rolling Stone cover.
The train wreck, who hasn't done much publicity for her new album, "Blackout," besides her daily run to Starbucks to get photographed, has pulled the plug on a potential Rolling Stone cover, said an ...
We haven't been covering the story of Jessica Sierra around here because I think it's boring as fuck and I don't know who could possibly still care about this bitch.
But the little hooker went and offered a cop fellatio -- saying "I'll suck your dick if you don't take me to jail" -- and, when he refused that darling offer, she called him the N-word.
So now I care, because this little bitch deserves to be called out for the racist slut that she is.
So there you have it, folks: Jessic...
"[It's] a little sexist. It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as goofy, fun-loving guys. It was hard for me to love the movie."
Katherine Heigl discusses Knocked Up in Vanity Fair.
Also: about her Grey's character's relationship with married O'Malley: “It was a ratings ploy. I’m trying to figure her out and keep her real.â€
Sometimes I have to remember that I love Katherine Heigl and hate Izzie. It's not her fault Izzie sucks s...
Jess and Tony are still going strong, sucking face at Cacee Cobb's 30th birthday party at Teddy's.
At first, the singer – wearing a form-fitting black dress and spike heels – and her new beau kept things low-key in a secluded booth. But as the night wore on, the two were spotted with their arms around each other. Then, after a few seconds of conversation, they leaned in for a kiss – right in the middle of the crowded club.
Also, I guess Cacee's still going strong w...
Can you guess? Can you?
HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO, HEATHER MILLS!!!!
Thank you for finally being interesting!!!!
News of the World unearthed these photos. They haven't released the fully nude ones yet, but I'm sure they'll surface eventually, and we'll have them for you when they do.
Uncensored version is after the jump.
Update: We've got the fully nude shots here.
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I mean, for reals, people, those are birthing hips. This is a woman who was made to accidentally pop out a kid while she's taking a shit, pull the baby out of the toilet, wipe, and get on with her day. Like I'm pretty sure I could emerge, at age 25, from that woman's uterus -- while clutching my television set and, you know, my car -- and we would both be in pretty good shape afterwards.
Jesus, those are hips.
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