Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It’s Time for Your Monthly Update on Britney Spears’ Private Parts

56895522britney-spears34200951758am Wow, can this girl never go a full month without the news covering a story about something coming out of her vagina? From Page Six: Britney Spears has cleaned up her act -- but she's still kind of a mess. The pop tart took time off from her "Circus" tour to do an Elle magazine shoot, our spy says, and it was a disaster. "They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes -- and, well, let's just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn't pretty." OMG so if you read thr...

What Not to Wear: Featuring Mayim Bialik?

TLC's What Not to Wear returns May 29, with its very first-ever "celebrity" fashion victim: Mayim Bialik of Blossom fame. At first I was like, "How truly bad can any celebrity's fashion be?" I mean, if they make a strange choice, don't we just consider that "fashion-forward"? But then I went digging for some recent photos of Mayim, and I came across some shots of her red carpet "looks" during the past year. Yes, this is a tragedy. It's like Gigli: It's not so bad it's good, it's just really really bad. I can't believe no one intervened sooner. [gallery] /> TLC's What Not to Wear returns May 29, with its very first-ever "celebrity" fashion victim: Mayim Bialik of Blossom fame. At first I was like, "How truly bad can any celebrity's fashion be?" I mean, if they make a strange choice, don't we just consider that "fashion-forward"? But then I went digging for some recent photos of Mayim, and I came across some shots of her red carpet "looks" during the past year. Yes, this is a tragedy. It's like Gigli: It's not so bad it's good, it's just really...

Why Are You People Watching Tori Spelling’s Show?

torispellingscaredme1-11 Tori Spelling is a phenomenon I just don't understand. She bores me to tears. I find absolutely nothing compelling about her other than the unsolved mystery of how someone with so much money could get such a terrible boob job. I never write a story about her unless I absolutely have to. But most Tori stories go ignored around here unless Wendie picks 'em up. So I'm shocked to hear that Tuesday night’s season-four (four???) premiere of Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood drew 424,000 women 18-49,...

Lady Gaga: “Paparazzi” Video

The actual song begins around 2:50. Love the song, bored by the video. Or, ahem, "short film." I just plain don't get the visual arts. /> The actual song begins around 2:50. Love the song, bored by the video. Or, ahem, "short film." I just plain don't get the visual arts. ...

Adam Lambert Strikes Back at Clay Aiken

adam_lambert_sexy_bitch Ooooooh CATFIGHT YOU GUYS!!!! After former Idol runner-up Clay Aiken made headlines by referring to Adam Lambert's singing as "contrived," "awful" and "slightly frightening," Adam has a little something to say himself. "I don't know Clay," he says in a new interview with E!. "I'm glad he's getting headlines now though, because he wasn't before. If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him." OH SLAM! Aiken's 2008 album, On My Way Here, sold 94,000 copies in its first week. ...

Workin’ Out!

31266PCN_reese Look who's a softball stud! Reese Witherspoon is in hardcore softball training at UCLA -- she's learning the sport for an upcoming film with Owen Wilson. I went to IMDB to try to find the title of the film, and it looks like it's still untitled, but I did learn that Reese has also been cast as the lead female role in the upcoming film version of Tokyo Suckerpunch. I was really bummed out about that, for reasons I can't even really verbalize. The Billy Chaka books were strangely life-changing for me, an...

Lauren Conrad Is Moving On

lauren_conrad “What they didn’t get is that I didn’t want to fight with her anymore. It’s hard to look at somebody who used to be your best friend and say, ‘We can’t be friends. Too much has happened.’ I’m trying to move on, but they won’t let me. And when someone keeps pushing you into the same position well … you get upset.” That's Lauren Conrad, in the July issue of Cosmopolitan, discussing how The Hills producers pressured her to make up with ex-BFF Heidi Montag. Lauren has since ...