What?
You tell me she doesn't look like a damn birthday present.
Nah, I kind of dig this dress, and I think she looks gorgeous in it, and I kind of hate myself for that. I want to be meaner about it, because, come on, that's a huge fucking bow, but I have to admit that, sometimes, even my evil little heart warms a little for Tyra.
At the CNN Heroes Tribute in NYC.
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A Lindsay Lohan style retrospective. [INO] Jack Black is sorry you're going to have to see his ass. [Websters] Jamie Lynn Sigler talks about the very most interesting topic ever: anorexia! Yay! [POTP] Um ... the Amy Winehouse upskirt? [Celebslam] Nicole Richie doesn't have to go to her anti-drinking classes anymore while she has a baby. Really? Shouldn't they be upping the number of anti-drinking classes for her right about now? [Celebitchy] Check out a review of the Spice Girls' LA show. [popbytes] Heh. Bill O'Reilly says he'd deport Victoria Beckham. Heh heh heh. [MollyGood]
It's here! It's here! It's here!!!
Thoughts? ...
Please, guys. They're cute in photographs. They're cute when they're trying to work a computer. And I bet they're cute naked (Hef?). But, please, people, no one give the Olly Girls a hosting gig ever again.
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Um, so, today, Miss California USA Raquel Beezley got her crown and sash from the reigning title-holder.
The winner announced at the pageant was Miss Los Angeles Christina Silva, but the title was taken for her after she ...
Posed naked?
Released a sex tape?
Dated Brandon Davis?
No, no.
It was an "accounting error." The organization is claiming the votes were counted wrong. "Human error," they say.
That suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
Ms. Silva is contemplating legal action.
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Fresh from my inbox:
American Idol veteran Kimberly Caldwell belts out one of her latest songs at the 2007 Ms. Planet Beach International Pageant (the largest spokesmodel competition in America).
Singing at the Ms. Planet Beach International Pageant!!!
That's kind of like being famous.
In fact, this one time, my friend Katie and I got really drunk and climbed up on stage with the band at Lighthouse on the Hermosa Pier on St. Patty's Day and ended up sticking around for all three o...
The racist little slut managed to convince someone to have sex with her fug, infested ass. On camera.
Listen up, guys. You think she's getting wet, but she's really just oozing puss.
Just when Jessica Sierra thought that facing eleven years in prison was the worst news of the week, the "American Idol" finalist learned that a major porn company has obtained a sex tape featuring Jess -- and they're preparing to distribute it.
This ultra-classy cigarette-in-the-bathtub shot is from the tape. If someone can tr...
Ms. Graham hangs out on Sunset Blvd last night.
Check out the jacket zippers all the way up the sleeves.
Tres cool. I just adore her.
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After first scoring the coveted position of most searched-for term on Yahoo, Britney can now proudly claim that she is also the most-sold product on eBay.
The number of Spears-related items sold at the online auction site totaled 34,345, compared with 27,377 items associated with [Paris] Hilton, eBay said this week.
Items associated with Spears ranged from signed CDs to disposable lighters featuring her likeness. Among the Hilton-related items sold: a toothbrush claimed to have been found in the hotel heiress' trash.
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I guess strikes are contagious.
When MTV presented its freelancers with a new plan that includes no 401K, reduced health benefits and no paid vacation (they're freelancers, isn't that what they're supposed to get?), they decided to stage a walk-out on Monday, and they're trying to get the whole company involved.
Above find the memo that's been circulating around the company. ...
Dude. I'm sorry, but he looks hot.
Keifer went to jail for 48 days on a DUI bust late last night. ...