Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Why Doesn’t This Stuff Happen to Frankie Muniz?

chris_masterson.jpg Man, I hate Frankie Muniz. I don't even know why, I just do. Something about that kid just bothers me. Like, he's just begging to have his head stuck in a toilet. Anyway, his former co-star, Chris Masterson, got in the middle of a fabulous fight behind club LAX last night, and ended up on the ground. TMZ has the video. Sadly, most of the best parts are bleeped out, but fights are always extra fun when chicks get involved. ...

I Still Love Z-Listers!!!

Thanks to a very dedicated PR guy for getting me the full clip of American Idol's Kimberly Caldwell singing at the Ms. Planet Beach International Pageant. Man, I miss the old days of AmIdol. What's the verdict, kids? /> Thanks to a very dedicated PR guy for getting me the full clip of American Idol's Kimberly Caldwell singing at the Ms. Planet Beach International Pageant. Man, I miss the old days of AmIdol. What's the verdict, kids? ...

LC Admits The Hills is Kinda Fake

lc_scarf.jpg Who'd've thunk it? Sometimes they film "re-enactments" on The Hills!!! Talking to Entertainment Weekly, Conrad, 21, specifically addresses “nail-polish-gate” — a sequence of scenes in one episode that were supposedly shot on one night, but in which Conrad’s red nail polish disappears over time. Conrad says the later scenes, with her on the phone with Brody Jenner, were indeed re-enacted the next day, because the cameras had stopped rolling before the “realâ...

Amy Winehouse’s Rep Responds to Her Mother’s Open Letter (Sort Of)

Amy Winehouse Buys Junk Food, Pictures, Photos In the wake of her mother's shattering open letter to her ailing daughter, it seems her daughter has a newfound determination to get better. At least, that's how her rep's trying to spin it. Here's the statement: "Amy is thrilled to be nominated for 6 Grammys and is very much hoping to attend. She is determined to be ready and well for that performance." Get sober, Amy! Get healthy and get back here and rock our worlds!!! Image via WENN...

Can’t Afford Spice Girls Tickets?

Check out this clip of them performing "Wannabe" on stage. The video quality is poor, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy watching this. I feel like it's just now hitting me that the Spice Girls are making a comeback. And you know what? I love it. You know, you think you've outgrown your teen years. You go to college. You get a job. You pay your own bills. You have relationships, you end relationships. You stop watching The Real World. It occurs to you that it is no longer appropriate to wear shirts that show your belly button piercing. In fact, it occurs to you that it is no longer particularly appropriate to have that belly button piercing in the first place. You periodically consider Botox. You look at the teenage girls in the mall and think, "Who let them leave the house that way?" You buy your own car. You own a house. You redecorate. Basically, you're a big important grown-up now. And then the Spice Girls show up on stage all like, "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends," and you're all like, "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! THE SPICE GIRLS!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!! GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!" And ten years of maturity go right out the window. And it is so awesome. This is what I wanted to see from Britney. /> Check out this clip of them performing "Wannabe" on stage. The video quality is poor, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy watching this. I feel like it's just now hitting me that the Spice Girls are making a comeback. And you know what? I love it. You know, you think you've outgrown your teen years. You go to college. You get a job. You pay your own bills. You have relationships, you end relationships. You stop watching The Real World. It occurs to you that it is no longer appropr...