Britney’s Deposition Is Today!!! December 12, 2007Evil BeetBritney Spears, Kevin Federline Brit-Brit will be grilled on Wednesday by K-Fed's attorney, the now-ubiquitous Mark Vincent Kaplan. It's expected that Britney will be grilled about her past drug and alcohol use, her alleged failure to follow court orders, and anything that reveals whether she's a fit mother. Tragically, they're not letting cameras into the deposition, but I assume at least the transcript will leak. ...
Quotables December 12, 2007Evil BeetHulk Hogan "I'm leaning into the wind. I'm trying to stay very, very positive. You know, I just pray that things get better for my family. As far as my son goes, we're going to be very happy when the truth really comes out of what really (happened), instead of all the speculation and all the mentality that's going on. As far as my divorce goes, I love my family and I love my wife to death and I just don't know what tomorrow's going to bring." - Hulk Hogan discusses his current predicament(s) with Access Hol...
Fun with Craigslist: “You Took a Dump in My Mouth” December 11, 2007Evil BeetUncategorized Now this is a missed connection. I'm rooting for these two to find each other. True love is hard to find. [via Gawker] Update: Full text of the message is after the jump, in case it gets pulled. Read More />...
How Sexy is Morris Chestnut?? December 11, 2007Evil BeetMorris Chestnut I'm sure that's not his real name, but this character actor has been working steadily for 15 years (Boyz in the Hood, anyone?) and now has a starring role in The Perfect Holiday. I guess his (fake) name is fitting, because he's absolutely edible!!! With Khail Bryant at the film's party at Marquee. ...
Julia Roberts!! Welcome Back!! December 11, 2007Evil BeetJulia Roberts Julia makes a rare public appearance at the screening of Charlie Wilon's War. This is a woman who's really managed to age gracefully. I'd be remiss in my duties if I didn't mention that she's put on some weight -- and, look, before you guys get all mad at me in the comments, let me say that Julia Roberts weighs less than I do, but this is a gossip blog and she's a celebrity and this is America and we care about these things here even if we're not always willing to admit it and if any...
Wanna Hear How Spencer Pratt Felt About The Hills Finale? December 11, 2007Evil BeetSpencer Pratt ...
Paris is Outta Town Again December 11, 2007Evil BeetParis Hilton Here she is in Berlin (checking into the Berlin Hilton), where she recently arrived -- after being in Miami, London and Paris -- to promote her fragrance, Can-Can. Okay, look. I am going to say something once, and I may never say it again, so listen carefully: [BEGINNING OF ONE-TIME BEET STATEMENT] I am very impressed with how hard Paris has been working to promote this stupid fragrance. She's like the anti-Britney right now. While Brit refuses to lift a shaky, nicotine-stain...
So The MTV Walkout Happened December 11, 2007Evil BeetMTV Remember how I told you about this??? STRIKES ARE CONTAGIOUS! The WGA strike seems to be giving everyone else the guts to stage their own. Scores of workers from MTV Networks walked off the job yesterday afternoon, filling the sidewalk outside the headquarters of its corporate parent, Viacom, to protest recent changes in benefits. The walkout highlighted the concerns of a category of workers who are sometimes called permalancers: permanent freelancers who work like full-time employee...
Is Jessica Simpson Going to Be Getting Nude for a Role??? (No.) December 11, 2007Evil BeetJessica Simpson I call bullshit on this story, but I'm passing it along anyway. Says a source: "Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgment, and her family, by agreeing to bare all." Apparently this is some ...
PETA vs The Olsen Twins: Even Better Than I’d Hoped!!! December 11, 2007Evil BeetAshley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen Ohhhhhh, this is a fun war!!! The poster is boring but the video on their website? Priceless! You must watch!! Also be sure to play the Dress Up the Trollsens game!!! Thanks Sue!...
This Game Show Host Was Hospitalized Today for a Mild Myocardial Infarction December 11, 2007Evil BeetAlex Trebek ...
PETA Hates the Olsen Twins December 11, 2007Evil BeetAshley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen Who doesn't? From Page Six: THE animal-loving freaks at PETA are training their hate-beams on the Olsen twins, whom they've dubbed "The Trollsen Twins." PETA is furious they've "ignored pleas to stop wearing fur and using it in their fashion collection." The group is unveiling a campaign against the "fur fiends" - Mary-Kate ("Hairy Kate") and Ashley ("Trashley") - with a tag line: "Fur Is Worn by Beautiful Animals and Ugly People." The Trollsen Twins poster will be unveiled today at their Walk ...