Today's Evil Beet Gossip

BREAKING: 8000 People Who’ve Never Met Jessica Alba Think She’ll Make a Good Mom

jessica_preg_poll.jpg I love shit like this. I run polls on here, but it's always stuff you guys are remotely qualified to answer. Questions like, "Who's hotter?" or "Would you go to a male brothel?" or "What is a chode?" I have no idea where Us Magazine gets off polling its readers on whether Jessica Alba will make a good mom. But they think she will. Okay, okay, I have one for you guys: {democracy:10}...

It Is Possible Steve-O Has a Drinking Problem

steveo.jpg Seriously, this kid needs Lindsay Lohan to swing by and pick him up on the way to her AA meetings. Steve-O has gotten himself in trouble once again. "JACKASS" star Steve-O won't be a part of Spike TV's Video Game Awards because he showed up to the taping just too drunk and rowdy. The reality-show loser boarded a flight from LA to Las Vegas last weekend "already incredibly drunk," a spy said, and "almost got kicked off the plane." After arriving in Vegas to tape the show at the Mandalay Bay, he "sta...

Shia LaBoeuf is Off the Hook

shia.jpg Shia LaBoeuf is off the hook for his Walgreens arrest last month. The 21-year-old "Transformers" star was in a Chicago courtroom for only minutes Wednesday before prosecutors read a letter from the Walgreens Co. and a security company saying they don't want to continue the case. LaBeouf, of Glendale, Calif., didn't speak but smiled at the news. Damn you, Walgreens!!! Why didn't you want to continue the case??? This was going to be soooo much fun!! I'm gonna write my own damn letter to Walgree...

BREAKING: Pam Anderson’s Third Marriage Is Going to Fail!

pam_rick.jpg Yes, yes, kids. You heard it here first. Pamela Anderson has decided to destroy her third shot at marriage by agreeing to star in a reality show about her relationship. The show will air on E! sometime in 2008. Says an inside source: "Think Nick and Jessica's show [MTV's Newlyweds], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life." Why do celebrities do this? It's the most sure way to ruin a marriage. I take that back. The most sure way to ruin a marriage is to marry Pamela Anderson. Th...

Gwen Stefani Is Helping!

Gwen Stefani After-the-Fires Scholarship The O.C. native has established the Gwen Stefani After-the-Fires Scholarship (Are those hyphens really necessary? Discuss.), which will be available to graduating high school seniors and college students whose families either lost their homes or source of income in the huge San Diego fires. I have to admit, when she first hit the scene, I hated Gwen Stefani. Just couldn't stand the bitch. But she's grown on me. She seems to have mellowed with age, and this is very cool of her, even if it is also a huge tax write-off. ...

Underage No More

Katie Cassidy at Foley + Corinna Los Angeles store opening Katie Cassidy -- who turned 21 late last month -- showed up to the Foley + Corinna Los Angeles store opening, along with Nicky Hilton, Kristen Cavallari and, my personal fave, Marla Sokoloff (Remember when she was on Full House? Anyone?). Katie was arrested for underage drinking last month, just days before her 21st birthday. I cannot wait to see what happens with this girl now that she's legal. ...