Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh, This is Acceptable

57566793noah_cyrus_emily_reeves62200984143pm Nine-year-old Noah Cyrus -- yes, Miley's little sister -- and her friend Emily Reeves walked the red carpet at a recent Hollywood event wearing these. The pedophile-enchanting twosome also have a YouTube show, just in case they weren't -- uh -- exposed enough already. Honestly, if I say the one on the right has chubby thighs, would that help ensure that she doesn't wear anything like that on the red carpet for at least another decade? Because I will do it. Seriously I'm trying to save ...

Giuliana Rancic Clearly Doesn’t Value Her Marriage

Bill Rancic and Giuliana DePandi Reality TV Show Pictures Photos I had to stop following Giuliana Rancic (nee DePandi) on Twitter. There are only so many tweets about beauty secrets and workout routines I can handle each day from someone who is naturally a size zero with perfect skin and married to the man who I always felt was destined for me. But apparently Giuls' life isn't so perfect as it seems on the outset, as she is totally ready to throw away her marriage by doing a reality TV show with her husband of two years -- but who's counting? -- Apprentice winner and total hottie Bil...

This Country Is Screwed

Paris Hilton's Autograph Wrist Tattoo Pictures Photos We have a nation of people ignorant enough to think the marriage of a same-sex couple will somehow hurt existing children, who applaud the terrorist murder of a man who performed a medical procedure protected by our country's laws, who were all-too-easily convinced by an army of mortgage brokers that they could magically buy twice the house they could reasonably afford, and, in the coup de grace, our young women are getting Paris Hilton's autograph tattoed on their wrists. From Paris's Tw...

Lindsay!!!! BABY!!!!

56698ew_lohan_b-gr_041 Ohhhhhh I've found you!!!! Oh it feels so good to see you again, sweetheart. I can feel my day getting better already. I MISS YOU SO MUCH WHEN YOU'RE GONE. I have such an unhealthy relationship with you, Lindsers. Kind of like the relationship you have with everything. I have located Lindsay shopping at Chloe in Paris -- she's ostensibly in Europe because Samantha's DJing in London right now. They are sooooo back on. We have pics of Samantha too. We have a lot of new pics. You can check ...

Kendra Wilkinson Is a Brilliant Businesswoman

kendra-wilkinson-sports-pole-lesson-06020926-430x285 Homegirl has about six months of pseudo-fame left, and she's chosen to capitalize on it by ... launching her own line of stripper poles? as you know im an outdoors girl so its hard to find fun ways to exercise in my house that keep me from getting bored. im like a little monkey and love to swing around on things haha so thats why i decided to create my own line of sports poles which will be coming out soon!!!!! Heck, at least it's something different. A group of girlfriends and I took a strip aer...

Your Daily … Paris?

90601w7_hilton_b-gr_02 Ummmm I think I speak for all of us when I say "WHERE THE HELL IS LINDSAY LOHAN???" Pictures of the starlet have been exceedingly rare these days. It's really, really starting to bother me. I look forward every day to the new pics of Lindsay and/or Samantha, and it's been depressing lately when I check the photo agencies and all they have is pics of Paris and Douche. Seriously, I'm sparing you guys from the worst of it. There are like 500 new pics of these two every single day now. It's ...

The Third Twilight Flick: Already Casting!

  Before Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson can even begin their We Don't Give a Crap tour to promote New Moon, the studio has already started hunting for the co-stars of the third flick, Eclipse. Here's who they're looking for so far, according to the casting notice:
Riley "is a handsome, blond, clean-cut college boy who falls victim to Victoria," the notice reads. He's in his early to mid 20s and "plays an integral role in Victoria's attempt to murder Bella Swan." There are two more members of the Quileute tribe and La Push wolf pack in Eclipse. Like New Moon, they are looking for Native American or First Nations actors to fill the roles. "Seth Clearwater is a "tall, gangly-limbed boy with a huge, happy grin," the notice reads. "Seth idolizes Jacob." Seth's big sister is 19-year-old Leah Clearwater and the only female member of La Push: "She is tall and slender with beautiful skin and short cropped black hair. She would be considered gorgeous if not for the perpetual scowl she carries due to a broken heart and her anger issues."
Meanwhile, Taylor Lautner will continue to put on mass for the third film, after having put on around 30 pounds of muscle for New Moon. "Jacob's character is continually growing throughout the series," Lautner said at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night, "so I got about eight weeks off before I go back again for Eclipse and I'm going to be hitting the gym." As for the fourth installment of the Twilight series, Breaking Dawn? The cast -- including Kristen, Robert, Ashley Greene and Peter Facinelli -- have all expressed interest in sticking around for a fourth. We are NEVER going to be done with this. Kristen Stewart is going to be stumbling down red carpets and dropping awards on the floor until we're all old and grey. Eventually, she'll just carry the bong up on stage with her. />  Before Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson can even begin their We Don't Give a Crap tour to promote New Moon, the studio has already started hunting for the co-stars of the third flick, Eclipse. Here's who they're looking for so far, according to the casting notice: Riley "is a handsome, blond, clean-cut college boy who falls victim to Victoria," the notice reads. He's in his early to mid 20s and "plays an integral role in Victoria's attempt to murder Bella Swan." There are two...

Dick Cheney Says YES to Gay Marriage

Dick Cheney in a Cowboy Hat Pictures Photos At a press conference today, when asked about his feelings on same-sex marriage: "I think that freedom means freedom for everyone ... I think people ought to be free to enter into any kind of union they wish. Any kind of arrangement they wish." WOW. George W. Bush's VP just went on the record supporting gay marriage. Isn't it about time our current Democratic President did the same? To check out a clip of Cheney speaking and to read the full quote, click here. ...

MTV Movie Awards: The Dresses

16814909mtv_movie_awards5312009114817pm Here are most of the red-carpet looks from the MTV Movie Awards. The themes were "short skirts," "ugly," and "people who have been on The Hills." A list of the winners is here. And that's all I have to say about that, since I seem to be one of only a handful of gossip bloggers to whom MTV did not extend an invitation. But, whatever, a world where Ashley Tisdale beats out Freida Pinto for "Best Female Breakthrough Performance" is not a world I want any part of anyway. [gallery]...

Why Hello There, Lily!

56637ew_allen_b-gr_01_censored Lily Allen lets it all hang out while sunbathing in France this weekend. For the full set of pictures, check out the Evil Beet Photo Gallery. Also new in the Photo Gallery today: Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson Vacation in Paris Madonna and Boyfriend Jesus Luz Hold Hands and Stroll Through NYC Rihanna Catches the NBA Playoffs at a Bar in London I took the suggestions you guys left in the comments and made it so that you can flip through the photos in the galleries one by one r...