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Padma Lakshmi is on a diet dammit!!! [FListed]

Pete Wentz is rocking a beard. [Popbytes]

Michael Jackson's still got some money problems. [Bossip]

Listen up, people. No one's cheating on Eva Longoria. [INO]

More Halle Berry baby bump pictures. [POTP]

Marilyn Manson's mother still has his foreskin. Ew. [Celebrity Smack]

Jessica Alba flips off the paps. How pregnant of her. [Celebslam]

Johnny Depp as Pee Wee Herman? Looks like it might happen. [Celebitchy]

Camel toe!!!! [Mollygood]

/>Padma Lakshmi is on a diet dammit!!! [FListed] Pete Wentz is rocking a beard. [Popbytes] Michael Jackson's still got some money problems. [Bossip] Listen up, people. No one's cheating on Eva Longoria. [INO] More Halle Berry baby bump pictures. [POTP] Marilyn Manson's mother still has his foreskin. Ew. [Celebrity Smack] Jessica Alba flips off the paps. How pregnant of her. [Celebslam] Johnny Depp as Pee Wee Herman? Looks like it might happen. [Celebitchy] Camel toe!!!! [Mollygoo...

Quotables

katie.jpg "It happened quickly, but I was certain it was what I wanted. I never felt overwhelmed. I thought, Okay, good. Here we go ... It happened in an instant. I still get like that, 'Whew.' When you fall in love, it's as though time stops. It's all-encompassing ... I try every day to let him know how much I love him. It gets better and better. It has made my life." Katie Holmes talks about her relationship with Tom Cruise to InStyle magazine. ...

A Sex and the City Sequel???

Sex and the City Movie Sequel? Even though the first one just wrapped filming, it sounds like they're already considering doing a follow-up. "They are exercising the sequel option in all of the stars' contracts," says a source. "They want it to be a franchise and think they can stretch it over at least three movies." I'm not going to get excited about this until I get to see the first one and make sure it doesn't suck. Oh, who am I kidding? Hell, I saw all the Star Wars movies just because I felt like it was my civil duty a...

As Expected: Britney May Not Get to Spend Christmas with the Kids

britney_whatevs.jpg After Brit missed her deposition yesterday, it looks like K-Fed's attorney may ask the court to scale back her already-limited visitation rights, including her right to spend Christmas morning with her two boys. "I may exercise my right to ask the court for relief," said Mark Vincent Kaplan. This sounds to me like he's asking to go to the bathroom, but I guess in legalese it means he may ask the court to take away even more of Britney's visitation rights. ...

Baby Spice: The Sprained Ankle

Emma Bunton on Crutches with Sprained Ankle It looks like Emma sprained her ankle after taking a little tumble on stage at the Girls' Las Vegas show. "I had a tumble on stage and unfortunately I have sprained my ankle, so I'm hobbling around on crutches," said Emma. "But I'm sure to make a speedy recovery and see you all at the O2 [in London]." Maybe someone oughtta be dancing in sneakers rather than high heels in the future... Get well soon, Emma!...

Did I Miss Something?

This showed up in my inbox this morning from a well-known PR agency:
Following find Tyra Banks' statement today regarding recent reports of her speaking about Britney Spears in a negative manner: "Britney is a friend and we correspond with each other. These alleged statements are completely false."
What the hell did Tyra supposedly say about Britney? How did I miss this? And they correspond??? What the hell do Tyra and Britney have to say to each other? "Just a little note 2 say that u r not fat. xoxoxooxoxo." OMG. Too funny. />This showed up in my inbox this morning from a well-known PR agency: Following find Tyra Banks' statement today regarding recent reports of her speaking about Britney Spears in a negative manner: "Britney is a friend and we correspond with each other. These alleged statements are completely false." What the hell did Tyra supposedly say about Britney? How did I miss this? And they correspond??? What the hell do Tyra and Britney have to say to each other? "Just a little note 2 say ...

Is Uma Thurman Preggers Again?

Uma Thurman Pregnant? Possible Baby Bump Pictures, Photos Rumors started swirling after the normally fit Uma showed up at the Nobel Peace Prize Concert sporting a little something extra in the middle. Has she just stopped hitting the gym daily? Or is the 37-year-old mom pregnant again? She's been seeing boyfriend Arki Busson for a few months now. In Hollywoodland, that's long enough to have a kid together! Look, I'm just passing on a rumor, kids. I'm not even going to say she looks fat; she doesn't. She looks great. This could just be a ...

I’m Sorry, But Jenna Fischer Looks Like Crap Here

Jenna Fischer on Red Carpet for Walk Hard Premiere I thought long and hard before writing this article, because the Film.com office is staffed almost entirely by fervent Jenna Fischer admirers, and I like my job a lot, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. And in this case, it's calling Jenna Fischer out for looking like crap on the red carpet. I like you, Jenna. I do. But, woman to woman, this look does not work. And you're single now, so you have to be looking good!!! (I know, I know. I bought my one-way ticket to feminist ...