Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Madonna: “4 Minutes to Save the World”

Perez may be nice enough to pull this out of respect for Madge. I am proud to say that I am fully respect-free. Timbaland leaked this. Madonna's mad. I'm thrilled. Enjoy. /> Perez may be nice enough to pull this out of respect for Madge. I am proud to say that I am fully respect-free. Timbaland leaked this. Madonna's mad. I'm thrilled. Enjoy. ...

Jessica Simpson Ruins Everything

Jessica Simpson at Tony Romo’s Dallas Cowboys Football Game I don't know anything about football. There's a ball -- it's brown -- and weird pitchfork-style things sticking up from the ground and men run and, as I'd tell my college boyfriend whenever he'd promise me we'd go shopping when the game was over, the number-one rule of football is that the clock must never be running. Every girl knows what I mean. "Ten minutes left" means "two hours left" because the number-one rule of football is that the clock must never be running. Never ever ever. If the clock is r...

Dave’s Coming Back!!!

david_letterman.jpg Letterman is returning to late-night. Says producer Rob Burnett: “Worldwide Pants has always been a writer-friendly company. Dave has been a member of the WGA for more than 30 years, and I have been a member for more than 20. Because we are an independent production company, we are able to pursue an interim agreement with the Guild without involving CBS in that pursuit. Therefore, since the beginning of the strike, we have expressed our willingness to sign an interim agreement ...

Sam Waterston Talks Politics

I don't know what he's talking about, and I don't really care. Fuck it, though, I'd still totally do him. Can he run for President instead of Fred Thompson? I just think if a Law & Order cast member has to run, it should be Jack McCoy. America needs a fuckable President again, don't you think? /> I don't know what he's talking about, and I don't really care. Fuck it, though, I'd still totally do him. Can he run for President instead of Fred Thompson? I just think if a Law & Order cast member has to run, it should be Jack McCoy. America needs a fuckable President again, don't you think? ...