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terrell.jpg "Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in Texas Stadium. With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away. Other than that, she was high on my list until last week. Oh, I got a message for her when we make the playoffs. Just stay tuned." Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens speaks to the AP about Tony Romo's poo...

Orlando Bloom is So Goth

Orlando Bloom Paints His Mansion House Black What you're looking at is a picture of Orlando Bloom's $2.7M L.A. mansion, which he recently opted to paint black, pissing off neighbors like Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johannson. "Charlize and Scarlett were a bit taken aback," a source tells British tab The Sun. "Most go for white, but Orlando went completely the other way. It's a bit weird, but that's Orlando - he's an original guy." I gotta say, it looks kind of cool. Images via WENN...

Mr. Spears Isn’t So Psyched That His 16-Year-Old Daughter Is Knocked Up and Her Mother’s Selling the Story to the Tabs

Jamie-Lynn Spears and Spongebob Squarepants Doll Mr. Jamie Spears is said to be "furious" about Jamie-Lynn and Lynne Spears' decision to sell the story of Jamie-Lynn's pregnancy to the tabs. "He put his foot down and refused to take any money and 'profit off of his children,'" a source tells Us magazine. "Lynne didn't care." Jamie is "devastated" by the news, says the source. He's "extremely depressed" and "feels Jamie Lynn ruined her life." When you think about it, though, the tabs were going to find out eventually -- why not just c...

Heidi & Spencer’s Fake Wedding is Officially Off

heidi_wedding.jpg Good. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT, HEIDI AND SPENCER!!!! JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS IS PREGNANT. You don't matter today, Heidi, or ever. Says Montag,"We're just going back to being boyfriend and girlfriend..." as Pratt interjects without mockery, "...when our relationship was flawless." So where is Montag's engagement ring? "I turned it into a pendant," she says. "It wasn't my dream ring. I don't like what it represents. I might sell it." A pendant. How very Carrie Bradshaw...

Britney Banned from Four Seasons

britney_back6.jpg As Evil Beet was the first to tell you, Britney Spears has been officially banned from the Four Seasons, her fave home down the street from home. Guests of the five-star establishment are fed up with all the unwanted attention drawn to their usually relaxing digs; an entrance swarming with feeding paparazzi is not exactly inviting. On top of that, the spectacle that is Britney has been garnering so much negative press around her erratic rendezvous that the hotel no longer desires to host he...

Some Celebs Don’t Suck: Denzel Donates $1M to Texas College

I was chatting with a friend last night about -- what else? -- celebrity sex tapes, and we went back and forth about who Oprah needs to make a sex tape with. The final decision? Denzel. Anyway, Denzel recently donated $1M to Wiley College in Marshall, Texas, to help the school re-establish its once-famous debate team. The actor was in Marshall last week to screen The Great Debaters, the story of Wiley's 1930s debate team. He stars as educator and poet Melvin Tolson, who led the all-black college's elite debate squad. Heh. You might even call them "Master Debaters." Heh heh heh. The film is produced by Harpo films and directed by Denzel himself. Check out the trailer above, and Oprah talking about the film below. So at least Denzel and Oprah are collaborating on some film, even if it's not a sex tape. /> I was chatting with a friend last night about -- what else? -- celebrity sex tapes, and we went back and forth about who Oprah needs to make a sex tape with. The final decision? Denzel. Anyway, Denzel recently donated $1M to Wiley College in Marshall, Texas, to help the school re-establish its once-famous debate team. The actor was in Marshall last week to screen The Great Debaters, the story of Wiley's 1930s debate team. He stars as educator and poet Melvin Tolson, who led the all-black college's el...

New Ashlee Simpson Video: “Outta My Head”

You know, normally I'd give her some shit about this video, especially since it appears to end in her being dragged to the psych ward, but in comparison with what Britney's been churning out lately, I have to give her credit for at least acting like she cares. And it's nice to see her doing something other than sucking face with Pete Wentz on camera. /> You know, normally I'd give her some shit about this video, especially since it appears to end in her being dragged to the psych ward, but in comparison with what Britney's been churning out lately, I have to give her credit for at least acting like she cares. And it's nice to see her doing something other than sucking face with Pete Wentz on camera. ...

Okay, It’s Officially the Best News Day Ever

The White House is on fire, smoke, pictures, photos Jamie-Lynn Spears is pregnant. Lily Allen is pregnant. We got the first shots of Jessica Alba's baby bump. And the White House is on fire. Just when I find myself questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life, tired of getting up at 6 am and going to bed at 3 am, tired of being asked what the hell the 5-year plan looks like for a celebrity gossip blogger, tired of working seven days a week without any hope of vacation or a boyfriend, and a day like this comes along, and it's ...

Lindsay’s Got a New BFF: Welcome Back, Courtenay Semel!

Lindsay Lohan and Courtenay Semel Are Best Friends, Pictures, Photos Remember this chick from the Joe Simpson-produced Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive? I can't believe I watched that crap, but I did, and she was annoying as all hell on it. She's the daughter of Yahoo's CEO, Terry Semel. Anyway, she's Lindsay's new BFF-and-maybe-more. From Page Six: Last week, Lohan attended a holiday and housewarming party at the Los Angeles home of "Power Lesbian" Jeanette Longoria with Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, one partygoer told Page Six. The spy...

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Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant “I kind of just keep my options open. I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends.” Jamie-Lynn Spears, when asked if she had a serious boyfriend, in an interview with the AP published December 17, 2007, just a day before her pregnancy was announced. Stupid, stupid, stupid. When was this interview done? Didn't she know she was pregnant by then??? Why would she say that? WTF is going on??? ...