Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Improvements in Hogan Crash Victim’s Condition

johng.jpg It's a happy holiday for the family of John Graziano. He's been in a coma since that horrible accident involving Nick Hogan, but he was recently semi-conscious, and even opened his eyes. According to Debra Graziano, her son is still unable to breathe without a machine and remains unable to speak, but seems to be making strides toward some form of communication. She said John recently leaned away from her when she tried to touch his face. I know we're all praying that John makes a full recovery. Don't do stupid shit, people!!!! ...

Nickelodeon Considering Airing Special About How Not to Get Knocked Up at 16

zoey101.jpg OMG. This is fabulous. Nickelodeon is considering airing a special about sex and love after news broke that Zoey 101 skipped out on Sex Ed. For the special, Nickelodeon confirmed it's talking with Linda Ellerbee, the veteran newswoman who has stepped in frequently in the past with shows on talking to children about difficult issues in the news. "I think it's important that something be done," Ellerbee told The Associated Press on Thursday. "But I think it's important that it be done ...

Ashlee Simpson’s Pissed That Jamie-Lynn Stole Her Thunder

ashlee_face.jpg It's hard to compete with the Spears sisters. You can work as hard as you want; nothing's more interesting than famous trailer trash. Ashlee Simpson is said to be devastated that the big debut of her new video, "Outta My Head," was eclipsed by the Jamie-Lynn Spears pregnancy scandal. “Ashlee can’t believe this happened. She’s so disappointed,” said a source. “Her sister, Jessica, grew up in the shadow of Britney; it took years for Jess separate herself from her. Ho...

So Let’s Talk Statutory Rape

jamie_lynn.jpg Daily Mail has an article today about the charges 19-year-old Casey Aldridge could face for impregnating 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears (if he was, in fact, the one who did it). Louisiana law defines this unlawful carnal knowledge as "sexual intercourse with consent between someone age 19 or older and someone between age 12 and 17." In Louisiana a person can only legally consent to sex at age 17. If aged 15 or 16, the other person involved must be no more than two years older for the ac...

Tom Cruise’s Kids with Nicole Kidman Call Katie Holmes “Mom”

katie_hairspray.jpg Oh, this is rich. In a new interview with Parade magazine, the increasingly normal-seeming Katie Holmes announces that Tom's two adopted children -- from his marriage to Nicole Kidman, call her "Mom": His first two children are incredible, really smart and kind. They call me “Mom.” Nicole's the same woman who recently talked about how very, very sad she'd be if she couldn't have a biological kid. If I were one of her adopted kids, I wouldn't want to call that woman "Mom," eit...