This is the trailer for Paris Hilton's new movie, The Hottie and the Nottie.
Looks like something I -- surprise! -- won't be seeing. />...
Hilary Swank does the cover of Ladies' Home Journal. [popbytes ] What are the Jolie-Pitt kids getting for Christmas? [INO] Sacha Baron Cohen is putting Borat to rest. [MollyGood] Chuck Baaaaaaaaaaaass!!!!!! [Celebslam] No, JLH won't be doing Playboy anytime soon. [Ninja Dude] Kristen Bell. Bikini. Go. [The Blemish] Tara Reid's back in a bikini, too. [Drunken Stepfather] Carlton's dating a porn star! [Celebitchy]
Check out Brad Pitt's appearance on The Today Show. />...
Hey, you know what always used to put me in an awesome mood?
My parents' divorce. That was so much fun. In fact, when I look back on it, the only thing that could have made that particular point in my life better was a reporter in my face.
Haylie and Hilary seem to agree, as they cuss out some paparazzi who won't leave them alone as they leave their parents' divorce hearing.
Rock on, girls.
The fun starts around 1:45. />
Hey, you know what always used to put me in an awesome mood?
My parents' divorce. That was so much fun. In fact, when I look back on it, the only thing that could have made that particular point in my life better was a reporter in my face.
Haylie and Hilary seem to agree, as they cuss out some paparazzi who won't leave them alone as they leave their parents' divorce hearing.
Rock on, girls.
The fun starts around 1:45. ...
It doesn't appear the Casey Aldridge is quite prepared yet to become the next Kevin Federline.
I mean, what the hell would we call him? C-Ald? Case-dridge? No, no, no. None of it works.
The media have descended on his tiny hometown of Gloster, Mississippi, but Casey has been nowhere to be found.
"I don't think they are ready yet to sit down and talk to the media," his uncle, a pastor in Gloster, Miss., told The Associated Press by telephone Thursday. "They haven't gotten their head...
Oh, Ashlee.
I know how upset you were when Jamie-Lynn Spears had the gall to announce her pregnancy just as you premiered your new video. Today's damn teenagers have no sense of how to share the media -- in my day, the middle schools had a mandatory week on scheduling your teenage pregnancy around external media events. I'm proud of you for being woman enough to continue forward with the promotional efforts.
To reward your strength, I'm running these boring photos of you on TRL.
Y...
On January 7, with the rest of the late-night crew. It seems Comedy Central put some pressure on them to do this, as they've released the following (hilarious) joint statement:
"We would like to return to work with our writers. If we cannot, we would like to express our ambivalence, but without our writers we are unable to express something as nuanced as ambivalence."
Maybe they can't express ambivalence, but they can sure still be damn funny.
The WGA's all pissed, of course, and rele...
I guess now she's willing to admit her sister's pregnant, and is ready and willing to capitalize on it.
Britney dragged the paps to a souvenir shop in LA on Thursday night, where she bought baby clothes for Jamie-Lynn (well, for Jamie-Lynn's child-to-be, although both are arguably babies) and then hit up a Carl's Jr.
She's also sporting a new blemish on the right side of her chin, which the paps seem to think is some manner of herpes sore or something, but I think it's just a zit. Be ...
Is there anything in the world cuter than tiny babies in big jackets?
Maybe tiny babies in tiny shoes. Or even tiny babies in big shoes.
But I've already talked about my baby foot fetish.
Jennifer Garner takes baby Violet out for a walk in NYC. Although that attire would almost be appropriate for LA lately.
Images via Splash...
Bret Michaels, meet the cast of Rock of Love 2.
Cast of Rock of Love 2, meet Bret Michael's penis.
Seriously there is a gerbil in those pants suffocating right now.
Maybe two gerbils. ...
Fresh from my inbox:
“Extra†has confirmed that a default was entered against Britney Spears involving a lawsuit that was filed against her by her former manager, Johnny Wright. The clerk of the courts signed the default on December 18, 2007, according to court papers obtained by “Extra.â€
"A default is hereby entered against the Defendant, Britney Spears, for failure to file an answer or responsive pleading to Plaintiff' Complaint filed with this court on Octob...
Congrats to Stephen Colbert, who, although he won't be President next year, was selected Celebrity of the Year by newspaper editors and broadcast producers who said Colbert had the biggest impact on pop culture in 2007.
First runner-up was J.K. Rowling, followed by Al Gore.
Colbert sent the AP this email: "In receiving this award, I am pleased that I was chosen over two great spinners of fantasy — J.K. Rowling and Al Gore. It is truly an honor to be named the Associated Press' ...