Jessica's new movie, Blonde Ambition, opened in 8 Texas theaters this weekend.
It averaged $48 per theater.
She's looking at a total weekend gross of $1,200.
That's one-thousand, two-hundred U.S. dollars.
That's what you spent Christmas shopping this weekend.
Wow, Texas really hates Jessica these days. ...
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It's a slow news day, you guys.
I'm bored.
Where are the Miley Cyrus naked photos when you really need them? (I know, I know, she's underage ... but I'll conveniently forget as soon as those photos surface.)
Anyway, Wyclef Jean has a new album out, and I've been jamming to it for the better part of the week. There's this song on it called "Sweetest Girl," about some chick who was really smart and full of potential in high school and now is a hooker. It's a pretty dope song, and I love that it references Wu Tang and "CREAM." This one time, back in my past life when I was in business school, our corporate finance professor was trying to teach us the importance of your cash assets. He was this real young, hip, Irish guy -- we used to drink rum & Coke in his class, just because we could -- and he was like, "Can anyone tell me what CREAM means?" It stumped all of us -- Cash Reserves for Equity And Materials? -- except for this one quiet kid in the back who stuck his hand up and was like, "Cash Rules Everything Around Me! Wuuuuuuu-Tang!" We laughed for like ten minutes. In part because it was the funniest thing ever, and in part because we were all a little drunk.
The official video is below:
And here it is by the Chipmunks.
Seriously if nothing happens today, we're just gonna be running videos all day. We'll be like MTV in the '80s. I can do this all day, people. I truly have nothing else to do today. />It's a slow news day, you guys.
I'm bored.
Where are the Miley Cyrus naked photos when you really need them? (I know, I know, she's underage ... but I'll conveniently forget as soon as those photos surface.)
Anyway, Wyclef Jean has a new album out, and I've been jamming to it for the better part of the week. There's this song on it called "Sweetest Girl," about some chick who was really smart and full of potential in high school and now is a hooker. It's a pretty dope song, and I love...
Despite Pam filing divorce papers last week, it appears she and Rick Salomon are still going strong.
The two partied until 6 am at Villa Lounge in LA on Friday night.
Nothing like getting totally wasted to remind you how much you value your hasty marriage.
Image via WENN...
Danielle Fishel, who played Topanga on Boy Meets World for seven years, was arrested today in Newport Beach on a drunk driving warrant, when the car she was in was pulled over.
She was released shortly after her arrest.
Oh, I looooooooooved Topanga. I wanted to be just like her when I grew up.
I changed my mind.
I still want her hair, though.
Waiting on the mug shot ......
Today, Leggings Lohan went shopping at a jewelry store for a Christmas gift for her little sister, Ali, who will, if God loves me, be pregnant shortly.
Then she ate at La Scala.
Then she got completely wasted and threw the table's centerpiece through the window and asked the busboy where his car was so she could go outside and slash his tires and then she got into her car and drove it right into the front door of Fred Segal and then she demanded all the leggings they had for free and...
From Lily's MySpace blog:
As you might already know the BBC have been silly enough to to fund my very own TV show . It will be on in the new year on BBC3 and I am very excited about it . There will be good celebrity guests , not rubbish ones and brilliant bands playing brilliant music . And of course a pregnant me trying to present it all .
One of the ideas of the show is to publicise bands that have not been on T.V before , so if there are any great bands or acts you know of that you think I should have on then please let me know ...
Ya know, Oprah and Obama makes me think of that schtick David Letterman used when he was hosting the Oscars. Remember that? "Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah." You could just as easily stick "Obama" in that joke; it's equally funny.
Anyway.
This is interesting.
One in three New Hampshire women between the ages of 18 and 29 said the talk-show queen's recent campaign appearances with Barack Obama made them less likely to vote for the Illinois Democrat, according to a poll released yesterday by Zogby In...
The new Tim Burton film, which opens nationwide today, has been almost universally loved by critics, although it's supposed to be one of the darkest, most gruesome films ever made.
Says the NY Times:
Mr. Burton's film adaptation of Mr. Sondheim's musical, is as dark and terrifying as any motion picture in recent memory, not excluding the bloody installments in the "Saw" franchise...It is cruel in its effects and radical in its misanthropy, expressing a breathtakingly, rigorously pessim...
Keri Russell and son River spend some quality time with Jen Garner and Violet Affleck on the UWS on NYC.
Look, maybe I just think all babies are cute.
But these are some cute-ass babies.
Image via Splash...
After spending a few days grinding around Berlin with model Julian Feitsma, Par-Par and her Wonderbra are back in the USA, and back on the town with Swedish pizza boy Alex Vaggo, who doesn't appear to mind being very publicly cuckolded.
Here they are partying at Goa in Hollywood.
I like how, in one of the pictures, both of them are clutching their cellphones. What a sweet date. We'll text the night away, darling!
Images via WENN...
The issue of OK! with the JLS interview is finally on stands. Here are some of the highlights.
1) First, she denies she is living with Casey Aldridge:
Are you guys living together?
No, I live with my mom. He lives with his parents. For now, that’s the best thing to do. We need to focus on the baby right now.
2) Casey is 18 years old, not 19. DMV records indicate he was born April 29, 1989. This means he is less than two years older than JLS, and as such will be clear of any statutory rape cla...