http://view.break.com/422660 - Watch more free videos The next time you are having a bad day, watch this. I guarantee it will improve your mood. These parents have trained an ADORABLE baby to give people the evil eye on command. This is what happens when the girls at Jezebel and I get bored. Thanks Jess! />http://view.break.com/422660 - Watch more free videos The next time you are having a bad day, watch this. I guarantee it will improve your mood. These parents have trained an ADORABLE baby to give people the evil eye on command. This is what happens when the girls at Jezebel and I get bored. Thanks Jess!...

So, as some of you know, I work for Film.com, which is normally like working for no one at all, since they're based in Seattle and I'm in LA and for the most part they don't give a shit what I do as long as the traffic's coming in and there's not vagina on the front page, but every now and then I get a little request from them. "Can you do something on XYZ?" and my typical reaction is to spend more time emailing them back explaining why it violates my moral code of standards and is in many ways an affront to my personal religion to write about XYZ than it would have taken me to just write the damn piece in the first place. Anyway, they want a "Best of 2007" piece and you know what? I don't wanna fucking write it. It means slogging through pages and pages of old material and that is hard and time-consuming and boring and I'm too pretty to do things I don't want to do. I mean, there's the obvious: Britney, Britney, Britney, Anna Nicole dead, the late-coming JLS pregnancy, etc, but there have to be some hidden gems in there. So help me out, guys: what were your fave celeb moments of 2007? Big, small, funny, sad, whatever. If you cared about it, post it here. And if you're funny about it, you just might end up quoted in my piece. Oh, and I'm also interested in predictions for the coming year. What do you think 2008 will bring? Besides another Spears spawn? />So, as some of you know, I work for Film.com, which is normally like working for no one at all, since they're based in Seattle and I'm in LA and for the most part they don't give a shit what I do as long as the traffic's coming in and there's not vagina on the front page, but every now and then I get a little request from them. "Can you do something on XYZ?" and my typical reaction is to spend more time emailing them back explaining why it violates my moral code of standards and is in many ways ...

I know, I know, it's Christmas, but still. This has been the most boring week ever. Nothing's happened!! (Josh & Fergie getting engaged doesn't count, because in my special Evil Beet land, that never happened, and Josh is still saving his virginity for me.) I did something today that I've never done before in my life. I read the Economist. And now you're going to do it, too, because they have a very interesting article today (via Jezebel) asserting that pretty people are smarter, mo...