Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Mischa Had Drugs on Her!!!

mischa_what31.jpg We just told you that Mischa Barton was arrested early this morning on DUI and driving without a valid license -- but it turns out she was also in possession of illegal narcotics. Who's surprised? I smell a rehab visit. Also, as far as I know, she's still being held on $10,000 bail. Will no one come and bail her out? I almost feel a little bad for her. I mean, you better believe there'll be cameras there when she gets out. Talk about the ultimate walk of shame!...

The Mischa Barton DUI??

Mischa Barton Arrested for DUI? The girls over at Hollyscoop are reporting that Mischa Barton was arrested today at 3 am for DUI. She was arrested on the corner of La Cienega and Santa Monica Blvd in Los Angeles late last night in her white Range Rover for Driving Under the Influence and driving without a license and crimes against fashion. Not sure if it's true or not, but I'll definitely keep you guys posted. It would be such a joy to add another mug shot to my collection. Update: This is confirmed!!!! Mischa is s...

Reminder: Come Party with Me on New Year’s Eve!!!

If you still don't have plans for New Year's Eve, get your ass to Hollywood and party with me at the Rockstar Resolutions bash at Republic. Confirmed guests include Adam Sandler, Ludacris, Tyson Beckford, Shar Jackson and Simon Rex. Plus the party will be broadcast live on E!!!! It's going to be OFF THE HOOK!!! Pick up your tix here!!! Get 'em now, before prices go up!!! />...

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National Enquirer claims Jennifer Aniston's preggers. [popbytes]

Kim Kardashian's still Reggie's Bush. [FListed]

Tony Parker was set up. [Celebslam]

Nicolette Sheridan rocks a bikini. [Derek Hail]

David Schwimmer's looking for one good woman. [INO]

The Chastity Bono reality show? [Celebitchy]

Posh has made Becks totally anal retentive. [Mollygood]

Katie Price's kid sister is getting in on the game. [The Blemish]

/>National Enquirer claims Jennifer Aniston's preggers. [popbytes] Kim Kardashian's still Reggie's Bush. [FListed] Tony Parker was set up. [Celebslam] Nicolette Sheridan rocks a bikini. [Derek Hail] David Schwimmer's looking for one good woman. [INO] The Chastity Bono reality show? [Celebitchy] Posh has made Becks totally anal retentive. [Mollygood] Katie Price's kid sister is getting in on the game. [The Blemish] ...

Kristen Bell Is Dating Dax Shepard and Acting Like People Care

Kristen Bell Dating Dax Shepard, Pictures, Photos From Page Six: "HEROES" star Kristen Bell doesn't want any events being promoted on the back of her latest relationship. Bell has been trying to hide from photographers while out in LA with latest fling, comic Dax Shepard. An insider told us, "Kristen is taking Dax as her New Year's Eve date to the Raleigh Hotel in Miami." Bell, who recently kicked her director fiancé Kevin Mann to the curb, is insisting that any promotions for the party don't list the duo as a couple. Our source said, ...

Brendan Fraser Back on the Market

Brendan Fraser and Wife Afton Smith, Pictures, Photos I didn't even realize he was married. I don't really care. Brendan and his wife, Afton Smith, are divorcing after nine years of marriage. The couple have three children, one of whom is named Holden, and seriously if this guy named his kid after the Catcher in the Rye dude I just lost all respect for him. What a phony. "They continue to maintain a close and caring friendship," the actor's publicist said in a statement. ...

Every Bitch In Hollywood Is Out to Steal Adrian Grenier from Me

lindsay_campaign21.jpg This time it's Lindsay Lohan's turn at bat. After dumping Riley Giles' loser ass, she spent Christmas Eve with total hottie Adrian Grenier at his Brooklyn apartment, where I guess he had some sort of party. Guests there swear the activities were "low-key," and I actually believe that. My future husband does not do drugs!!! Seriously, though, Adrian? First Paris Hilton, now Lindsay Lohan? I thought you were better than that. I really did. I was willing to take sloppy seconds on one of them,...

BFF!

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale, Pictures, Photos Vanessa Hudgens and the Remains of Ashley Tisdale's Face continue to hang out together all over LA. On Wednesday night, the two were spotted at Fred Segal and later at the Hollywood and Highland shopping center, where they hit up Louis Vuitton. They're currently in rehearsals for the HSM play at the nearby Kodak Theater. Look, I'm gonna call it like I see it: those nude photos of Vanessa were the best thing to happen to either of their careers. Image via Splash...

The Governor’s Daughter

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Daughter Shop at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills, Pictures, Photos Who knew the Governator had a daughter??? In fact, he has two: Christina and Katherine. Anyone know which one this is? The photo agency is stumped. Anyway, Arnie and the Daughternator hit up Barney's New York in Bev Hills just before Christmas. She's a teenager, and she's never done anything to put herself in the spotlight, so I'm gonna go easy on the outfit. The poor girl -- how's she ever going to get a date? Can you imagine going to The Terminator's house to pick up his daughter f...

Paris Hilton’s Not Getting Much Cash from Her Grandpa

Paris Hilton’s Grandpa, Barron Hilton Grandpa Barron Hilton announced today that he would be donating 97% of his fortune to charity when he kicks the bucket. His plan includes a $1.2 billion pledge to the Con rad N. Hilton Founda tion, named after his father - a donation that includes the windfall from the recent sale of Hilton Hotels Corp. and the pending sale of the world's biggest casino company, Harrah's Entertainment Inc. Barron Hilton, 80, chairman of the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, intends "to contribute 97 percent of his entire net-worth, estima...