Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh, Yay! Meet Rev Run’s New Baby!!!

run_baby.jpg I'm glad to say we've found the happiest possible ending to a very sad story. Reverend Run and his wife, Justine, lost their biological baby last year when the baby was born with a rare congenital illness. However, they have since adopted an American baby, who they've named Miley Justine Simmons. She's been with the family for three months, and she's four months old now. "The more you mourn, the more you want to mourn. I would have landed in depression," Justine Simmons tells Us Weekly. "I wanted a girl really bad, and I knew I wasn't going to try ...

Goin Goin Back Back to Cali Cali

paris_hawaii.jpg The Hilton clan left Hawaii on Wednesday to descend on an unsuspecting Los Angeles. I have to say, though, Paris has been behaving herself nicely -- I mean, in Paris terms -- since her little jail stay. Will this behavior continue into 2008? Man, I hope not. Seriously, with Lindsay staying sober and Paris staying out of trouble, I have just one thing to say: I AM EXPECTING BIG THINGS FROM YOU, MILEY CYRUS!! Get out there and DRINK, bitch! Image via Splash...

Ladies, Rejoice! Sean Penn is SINGLE!!

Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn, Pictures, Photos OMG. Who the fuck cares? Sean Penn and his wife, Robin Wright, are divorcing after 11 years of marriage. They have two children together: Hopper Jack, 14, and Dylan Frances, 16. My college boyfriend and I used to joke that we wanted to name our youngest son Horseman, just because it would be the coolest thing ever to have a little kid be all like, "What's up? My name's Horseman" and it would obviously be a dating advantage to him when he got older. He'd be all like, "What's up? My name's Horseman....

Riley Giles is an ASSHOLE!!!

lindsay_ariva1.jpg Lindsay's rehaboyfriend is trying to sell "intimate" photos of Lindsay to the tabs. On Dec. 26, dozens of magazine editors awoke to an e-mail from a well-known photo agency. The e-mail included several snapshots of Lohan in various states of undress, and boasted that the pics were “personal photos taken by Riley Giles while he was dating Lindsay Lohan.” You'd think Lindsay would have learned her lesson about letting people take incriminating photos of her, but still. This w...

Bow Wow Flashes the Crowd

bowwow-shirt.jpg This is totally unfair. Bow Wow lifts up his shirt for no particular reason in front of thousands of people and it's all like, "Oooh, he's so hot!!!" I do the exact same shit on the corner of Sunset and Cahuenga and I get the cops all like, "Ma'am, you need to stop that or we're gonna have to take you in. We're serious, ma'am." You wanna talk discrimination??? Misogyny is alive and well in this country, people!!!! Anyway, check out Bow Wow performing in Florida as part of a holiday tour. ...

My Mischa Barton Questions

1) Why did it take seven hours for her to be released from jail? 2) Why doesn't she have a valid drivers' license? 3) What kind of drugs were in her car? Are we talking a little Mary Jane, or, like, cocaine. Or -- oh please Lord -- meth?? I'm open to guesses. Go! />...

The Mischa Barton Mug Shot

Mischa Barton Mug Shot / Booking Photo Aw, yeah, baby!!! It's the Mischa Barton mug shot!!! According to a press release issued by the L.A. County Sheriffs Department, the former "O.C." star was pulled over early this morning around 2:45 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood, Calif. Cops say she "was seen straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn." When deputies pulled her over, they determined that she "was an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage...

Dan Humphrey Like You’ve Never Seen Him Before

Penn Badgley aka Dan Humphrey, Hot Pictures Photo Shoot After running that photo of the Victoria's Secret angels naked, I suppose I owe the ladies (and the men who love men) a little something, too. Check out this photo shoot of Penn Badgley, who plays Dan Humphrey on Gossip Girl and has been linked to hottie co-star Blake Lively. Dayum!!! He's just kind of the witty, non-threatening cute guy on the show, but this is a whole new side. I may have to get in on some of that action. Blake and Penn! Sign me up! ...