What a Good Daddy! December 29, 2007Evil BeetCuba Gooding Jr. Cuba Gooding Jr. takes a break from his busy schedule of making crappy movies to put in some quality time with the kiddos on vacay in Hawaii. Image via Splash ...
Robert Downey Jr. Has a Cool Murse December 29, 2007Evil BeetMatt Damon, Robert Downey Jr. Okay, look, I thought he was sober these days. But you have to be pretty fucking high to wear that thing as a straight man. Bob Downey and his wife Susan had dinner with Matt Damon and his stupid unfamous wife-who-should-have-been-me, Luciana Boring-oso, at Quattro Gastronomia Italiana Restaurant in Miami. I would not want to eat at that place. "Quattro Gastronomia" sounds like an intestinal disease, not a restaurant. Here it is used in a sentence: I hope Luciana Boring-oso gets quattro g...
Brandy’s Off the Hook December 29, 2007Evil BeetBrandy Brandy won't be charged in that little fatal crash on the 405 last year. "After conducting a thorough investigation, which included consulting with some of the top accident reconstruction experts in the country, city prosecutors concluded that there was insufficient evidence from which a jury could find Ms. Norwood guilty of such a charge beyond a reasonable doubt," Los Angeles City Attorney's spokesman Frank Mateljan said. If convicted, Brandy could have faced up to a year in jail. Howe...
Katherine Heigl’s Wedding Present? A Shitty Movie Review. December 29, 2007Evil BeetKatherine Heigl 27 Dresses is getting crappy reviews -- although Heigl herself is said to be "terrific" -- and the film is expected to do poorly when it hits theaters. A tired pastiche of the 27-odd wedding-themed vehicles that preceded it, the film essentially slaps together all the stuff that worked so well the first or second time around, minus any of the original charm or verve. That it manages to function at all is mainly Heigl's doing, but judging from the half-empty theater reserved for the pic...
Letterman’s Coming Back, with Writers December 29, 2007Evil BeetConan O'Brien, David Letterman Letterman's reached a deal with the WGA, and will be returning to television next Wednesday. The Writers Guild of America called its pact with Letterman's production company, WorldWide Pants Inc, a sign of union readiness to negotiate a deal with major film and TV studios to settle Hollywood's worst labor crisis in 20 years. The WGA said its "comprehensive agreement" with WorldWide Pants included provisions to pay writers for work distributed over the Internet -- presumably covering th...
Your Daily Britney December 29, 2007Evil BeetBritney Spears Britney hit up the Virgin Megastore on Sunset on Friday. She also showed the paps a ring of some sort, ostensibly to fuel rumors that she got hitched to Sam Lutfi or some shit. Oh, shut up, Britney. You're so insane it makes me want to take anti-psychotics. ...
Lindsay Lohan’s Being Boring in Another Country Now December 28, 2007Evil BeetLindsay Lohan Leggings Lohan is in Capri for some film festival, and what is she doing? Cocaine? Meth? Vodka Red Bull? Anything that would help drive traffic? No, no. Bitch is shopping per usual. Snooooooooooooooore. Cool jacket, though. ...
Okay, I Think It’s About Time Someone Explained to My Ass Who These Jonas Brothers Are December 28, 2007Evil BeetMiley Cyrus The Great White Underage Hope, Miley Cyrus, has reportedly broken up with one of these Jonas Brothers kids. I guess they were secretly dating, and now they're not-so-secretly breaking up. I've been ignoring these kids for as long as they've been on the scene, because, you know, I'm too old and crotchety to care about dudes I can't legally bang, but Miley is my hope for the future of this blog. If Lindsay stays sober, Paris stays pleasant and Britney dies, I need Miley to be fucking up. So...
Mess USA Tara Conner to Write a Book December 28, 2007Evil BeetTara Conner You know what the world really needs? Another book about rehab. Tara Conner's stepped up to the task. She told Matt Lauer on the Today Show that she'll be penning a book about her experience before, during, and after her rehab stay. Tara's been sober over a year now, since Donald Trump sentenced her to rehab after Miss Teen USA brutally sold her ass out for snorting coke on the job. Congrats to Tara for staying sober for a year. Maybe I shouldn't poke fun -- here's a Miss USA w...
Cuba Gooding Jr. takes a break from his busy schedule of making crappy movies to put in some quality time with the kiddos on vacay in Hawaii.
Image via Splash
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Okay, look, I thought he was sober these days. But you have to be pretty fucking high to wear that thing as a straight man.
Bob Downey and his wife Susan had dinner with Matt Damon and his stupid unfamous wife-who-should-have-been-me, Luciana Boring-oso, at Quattro Gastronomia Italiana Restaurant in Miami.
I would not want to eat at that place. "Quattro Gastronomia" sounds like an intestinal disease, not a restaurant. Here it is used in a sentence: I hope Luciana Boring-oso gets quattro g...
Brandy won't be charged in that little fatal crash on the 405 last year.
"After conducting a thorough investigation, which included consulting with some of the top accident reconstruction experts in the country, city prosecutors concluded that there was insufficient evidence from which a jury could find Ms. Norwood guilty of such a charge beyond a reasonable doubt," Los Angeles City Attorney's spokesman Frank Mateljan said.
If convicted, Brandy could have faced up to a year in jail.
Howe...
27 Dresses is getting crappy reviews -- although Heigl herself is said to be "terrific" -- and the film is expected to do poorly when it hits theaters.
A tired pastiche of the 27-odd wedding-themed vehicles that preceded it, the film essentially slaps together all the stuff that worked so well the first or second time around, minus any of the original charm or verve.
That it manages to function at all is mainly Heigl's doing, but judging from the half-empty theater reserved for the pic...
Letterman's reached a deal with the WGA, and will be returning to television next Wednesday.
The Writers Guild of America called its pact with Letterman's production company, WorldWide Pants Inc, a sign of union readiness to negotiate a deal with major film and TV studios to settle Hollywood's worst labor crisis in 20 years.
The WGA said its "comprehensive agreement" with WorldWide Pants included provisions to pay writers for work distributed over the Internet -- presumably covering th...
Britney hit up the Virgin Megastore on Sunset on Friday.
She also showed the paps a ring of some sort, ostensibly to fuel rumors that she got hitched to Sam Lutfi or some shit.
Oh, shut up, Britney. You're so insane it makes me want to take anti-psychotics. ...
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Leggings Lohan is in Capri for some film festival, and what is she doing?
Cocaine?
Meth?
Vodka Red Bull?
Anything that would help drive traffic?
No, no. Bitch is shopping per usual.
Snooooooooooooooore.
Cool jacket, though. ...
The Great White Underage Hope, Miley Cyrus, has reportedly broken up with one of these Jonas Brothers kids. I guess they were secretly dating, and now they're not-so-secretly breaking up.
I've been ignoring these kids for as long as they've been on the scene, because, you know, I'm too old and crotchety to care about dudes I can't legally bang, but Miley is my hope for the future of this blog. If Lindsay stays sober, Paris stays pleasant and Britney dies, I need Miley to be fucking up. So...
You know what the world really needs?
Another book about rehab.
Tara Conner's stepped up to the task. She told Matt Lauer on the Today Show that she'll be penning a book about her experience before, during, and after her rehab stay.
Tara's been sober over a year now, since Donald Trump sentenced her to rehab after Miss Teen USA brutally sold her ass out for snorting coke on the job.
Congrats to Tara for staying sober for a year. Maybe I shouldn't poke fun -- here's a Miss USA w...
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