WELCOME TO 2008, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
OMG, you guys, I had so much fun last night.
The party at Republic was a blast, and many thanks to Luke and the guys at USA4Real for putting together an amazing group of live bands and a kickass party.
Oh, and I chatted with Brittny Gastineau. For the second time this month. And she was really nice, per usual, and I felt like a huge ass, again, for all the shit I talk about her on here. I'll have pics later tonight or tomorrow, whenever my girls send them along.
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Instead of asking yourself what Lindsay Lohan is doing in Capri, try asking who Lindsay Lohan is doing in Capri. [FListed] Check out popbytes' review of Sweeney Todd. [popbytes] Michelle Pfeiffer is totally okay with them casting Jessica Simpson as the lead in the Grease remake. WTF? [INO] Top 10 Bikini Pics of 2007! [Celebslam] You know who's not preggers? Nicole Kidman. [Celebitchy] Milo Ventimiglia is finally ready to step up and admit he's banging Hayden Panettiere. [Derek Hail] Penelope Cruz makes out with her sister. Awesome. [WIMB] Constantine Maroulis is a star that won't stop rising. [Yeeeah!] Mary-Louise Parker hates working with Mary-Kate Olsen. [Mollygood]
Have fun tonight, kids, and please be safe. Don't pull a Mischa. Remember that a taxi costs a hell of a lot less than a DUI.
If you still don't have your plans nailed down, and you're in the LA area, come party with me at Republic in Hollywood!!!
There will be all sorts of celebs there -- including Adam Sandler and Ludacris -- which is nice, but I just got word that Melrose from America's Next Top Model will be there, and that got me excited. I think Melrose and I are going to be BFF.
Ticket presales are available until 6 pm today. And VIP ticket = open bar!!!!!
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xoxo,
Beet />Have fun tonight, kids, and please be safe. Don't pull a Mischa. Remember that a taxi costs a hell of a lot less than a DUI.
If you still don't have your plans nailed down, and you're in the LA area, come party with me at Republic in Hollywood!!!
There will be all sorts of celebs there -- including Adam Sandler and Ludacris -- which is nice, but I just got word that Melrose from America's Next Top Model will be there, and that got me excited. I think Melrose and I are going to be BFF.
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I've been listening to this song all week. It just gets stuck in my damn head, and I start to crave it. It is possible I have an addictive personality.
Leona Lewis won the most recent season of Britain's Pop Idol, and this is her debut single.
Also: does anyone know where I can find a video of Liz Phair's "H.W.C."? I'm obsessing over that song lately, too, and I want to run it on here, but I can't find a damn video with the song in it. />
I've been listening to this song all week. It just gets stuck in my damn head, and I start to crave it. It is possible I have an addictive personality.
Leona Lewis won the most recent season of Britain's Pop Idol, and this is her debut single.
Also: does anyone know where I can find a video of Liz Phair's "H.W.C."? I'm obsessing over that song lately, too, and I want to run it on here, but I can't find a damn video with the song in it. ...
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Paris Hilton and K-Fed party the night away at PURE in Las Vegas.
What is Britney going to do to retaliate for this????
BRING ON THE CRAZY!!!!...
The America's Next Top Model winner showed up at the Grand Opening of Jay-Z's 40/40 Club At The Palazzo Hotel in Vegas last night.
She looks like she's going to prom!
Pregnant!!!
This is NOT a fat girl. This is a baaaaaaad dress.
Also there: Beyonce Knowles, wearing those shoes that are all the rage lately. They make me want to die. It looks like she broke her foot, and this is the fancy high-tech cast they made for her. ...
Dude.
I don't give a fuck. I might care if this Rhys Ifans dude was hot, but he looks like he just stepped off the set of a Tim Burton film. Where he'd been shooting heroin between takes. In a bathtub. With a blow-dryer. While eating human brains.
I could go on if you want.
Anyway, Sienna hasn't announced it, but the photo agencies seem pretty sure of it. They keep running these photos lately like, "Sienna Miller and fiance Rhys Ifans" blah blah blah blah.
Jesus, guys, can you...
These have been around for a couple days, but, tragically, I suck at my job, so I've just now stumbled upon them.
Man, she looks like she had a rough night.
I almost feel bad for her. But then I think of what a happy day I had when I checked my email and learned that Mischa Barton had scored herself a DUI. Seriously, I got jack shit for Christmas this year. My dad wrote me a check and my mom puts about the same effort into Christmas as she does into Arbor Day, so the Mischa Barton DUI w...
Miley.
We've talked about this.
I need you drinking.
You sure as hell better be stuffing baggies of cocaine up that dog's asshole so you can take them on the airplane. Otherwise I'm gonna give you a serious whooping.
If you're gonna stick around, sweetie, you need to get interesting. This Hannah Montana shit is only gonna take you so far.
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He looks sad. And drunk. And gross.
Maybe Cheetos will cheer him up. Or a bacon cheeseburger. Or an entire cheesecake. Or whatever the hell he's been cramming down his throat since he used to be hot.
Seriously, who's casting serial killers these days? They need to get Vince Vaughn's agent on the line. Because while I used to look at Vince Vaughn and be like, "Gosh, I'd sure like to have sex with that man," now I look at him and think, "Gosh, I sure hope he doesn't kill me with a fork and ...
Remember those "intimate" pictures of Lindsay Lohan that Riley Giles said he was going to sell to the photo agencies?
Yeah.
This is as bad as they get.
I actually think Linds looks sexy here. It's sensual without being trashy. But I have a thing for pelvic bones. Can't resist 'em.
So fuck off, Riley. You're a nobody. ...