Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sobriety Is Hard, Yo

It's the moment I've been waiting for for ever so long ... Lindsay Lohan is drinking again! Her lawyer confirmed it: "The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track. There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her 'one day at a time' with the entire world." So why am I not happy? I should be breaking out the champagne right now to celebrate this joyous occasion. I guess a part of me was rooting for her crazy ass to stay sober and get healthy. Lindsay, we have Britney now. We have Jamie-Lynn. We have Vanessa Hudgens. We're okay. Take care of yourself, girl. /> It's the moment I've been waiting for for ever so long ... Lindsay Lohan is drinking again! Her lawyer confirmed it: "The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track. There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her 'one day at a time' with the entire world." So why am I not happy? I should be breaking out the champagne right now to celebrate this joyous occasion. I guess a part of me was rooting for her crazy ass to stay sober and get healt...

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Some Jennifer Aniston ass. [FListed]

The Coco camel toe returns. [Bossip]

Fergie and Josh do Mexico. [INO]

Backstreet's back ... from the RiteAid. With the eyeliner. [Mollygood]

Is Britney telling Jamie-Lynn to give up her baby? [popbytes]

Beyonce and Kanye play Connect 4. No, seriously. [POTP]

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo may be faking their relationship for cold, hard cash. [Celebitchy]

J-Lo's gonna have the Scientology "silent" birth. [Yeeeah!]

/>Some Jennifer Aniston ass. [FListed] The Coco camel toe returns. [Bossip] Fergie and Josh do Mexico. [INO] Backstreet's back ... from the RiteAid. With the eyeliner. [Mollygood] Is Britney telling Jamie-Lynn to give up her baby? [popbytes] Beyonce and Kanye play Connect 4. No, seriously. [POTP] Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo may be faking their relationship for cold, hard cash. [Celebitchy] J-Lo's gonna have the Scientology "silent" birth. [Yeeeah!] ...

Britney Made It to Her Deposition!!!!

britney_car.jpg CONGRATULATIONS, BRITNEY SPEARS!!! Britney actually showed up for her deposition at K-Fed's lawyers' office today, after missing at least five prior appointments. Although Britney's legal team filed a request with the court to be removed from the case (citing a "breakdown in communications"), the hearing on that is not until Feb 4, and they will remain her legal team until then. Waiting on the photos ... ...

Lindsay’s Sobriety: So Last Year?

lindsay_drinking1.jpg We've got some footage today of La Lohan on New Year's Eve -- which she spent in Capri -- sipping on what appears to be a bottle of champagne. I guess it could be Martinellis? Oh, who am I kidding? The publicist for the Capri Film Festival denies that Linds was misbehaving: "It is purely and unadulteratedly untrue that that young girl misbehaved inappropriately in any event associated with Capri Hollywood. She was a consummate professional ... and couldn't have been more of a pleas...

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vanessa-bowl.jpg "I'm much better now. But truthfully I don't like talking about it. It was something that was meant to be private, and even though it isn't anymore, I'd still like to keep it as private as I can ... It was very traumatic, and I am extremely upset it happened. I hope all my fans can learn from my mistake and make smart decisions. But I wouldn't have been able to get through it if it wasn't for my family, friends and fans, who supported me all along the way." Vanessa Hudgens talks to Sevent...

Britney’s Gonna Have a Go at That Deposition Again Today

britney_penis.jpg Sorry for the late start today, guys. I spent the night out last night, had some major car drama this morning, then managed to lose my house keys (still haven't found them, but thank goodness the women at the leasing office of my complex are super sweet) and just now got into my apartment. Sigh. But just when I think my life is complete insanity, I remember that we still have our girl Britney Spears out on the loose, missing court-ordered depositions like I'm missing my house keys. I guess m...