Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney’s Meltdown: The Timeline

britney_crazy1.jpg Courtesy of OK Magazine: 11:32 a.m.: Britney, in a bright fuschia halter dress and heels, arrives over 90 minutes late to her final chance to give a court-ordered deposition in her custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline. She is only able to be deposed for approximately 14 minutes. 12:20 p.m.: Brit arrives back home at her gated community, The Summit. Her sons are there for their scheduled visit, as is a court-appointed monitor. 7 p.m.: K-Fed's security team arrives to pick up...

Pam Anderson’s Moving Forward with That Divorce

pam_rick.jpg After filing for divorce and then saying the two were "working things out" and then showing up on NYE solo, Us Weekly is reporting that Pamela Anderson had Rick Salomon personally served with divorce papers on December 28. Seriously, there's "unlucky in love" and then there's "fucking retarded," and Pam Anderson is firmly on the "fucking retarded" side of that line. Pam, this is the same guy who tried to stick a champagne bottle up Paris Hilton's pussy. How'd you think this was gonna end, sweetheart? ...

The Money Shot

Check out footage of Brit being wheeled into the hospital on a stretcher. The fun begins around 2:10. Also, after they get their shot of Britney, the paparazzi bombard Kevin, and it sounds like they're calling him a "loser," for reasons I can't possible fathom at this point. /> Check out footage of Brit being wheeled into the hospital on a stretcher. The fun begins around 2:10. Also, after they get their shot of Britney, the paparazzi bombard Kevin, and it sounds like they're calling him a "loser," for reasons I can't possible fathom at this point. ...

“What the Fuck Is Going on with Britney?”

400_bspears_ambulancemontage_080103_jfxonline.jpg So somewhere around 6:30 last night, I got a raging headache, started feeling horribly nauseous, and went to bed at 9 pm for the first time since I was 8 years old. The headline is the body of the 15 text messages I had this morning. Jesus. Britney was rushed to the hospital last night after cops showed up at her house, when she refused to turn her kids over to Kevin Federline. Britney was under the influence of an unknown substance. I told you guys: Britney is going to get...

The Vivica Fox Sex Tape?

Vivica Fox Sex Tape? UPDATE: We've got the tape here. Want more? Be sure to check out our nip slip gallery and our upskirt/labia slip gallery. Oooh, this is an unexpected treat!!! Actress Vivica A. Fox has a sex tape that has been circulated around recently. An inebriated Fox is seen on her knees, performing oral sex to an Atlanta man, who was secretly taping her on his cell phone. The man then e-mailed the sex tape to his friends, who then e-mailed it to Fox. Fox then e-mailed it to a friend of hers in the Atlanta Police Department. It is unknown if Fox...

Britney’s Deposition Lasted 13 Minutes

britney_nip.jpg Way to go, Brit. After showing up nearly two hours late to her scheduled deposition today, Britney only stayed for 13 minutes before bailing. The depo was originally scheduled to go from 9:45 to 11:45 AM. Due to Brit's tardiness, the proceedings started around 11:32 AM and had to end at the scheduled time. Thirteen minutes. Another deposition has been scheduled. You're such a fuck-up, Britney. Take those kids away from her!...