Word on the street is that the High School Musical producers are kind of freaking out about Ashley Tisdale's recent nose job.
"Ashley's appearance has been so dramatically altered, producers want to include the surgery in the storyline for High School Musical 3 to explain her new look," says an insider. However, if the writers' strike is still on when HSM3 begins filming in March, Ashley may have to improvise an explanation for Sharpay's new nose.
Back to Britney!...
... yet.
"We aren't charging her with anything at this time," the LAPD says. "She is at the (hospital) for her own health and welfare."
They have to charge her with something. She kidnapped her child!
Legal eagles, weigh in!!!! What can Britney be charged with???
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Sean Preston Federline looks happy and healthy as he leaves the Spears residence in the backseat of a car last night.
Look at that grin!
Homeboy's like, "This shit is soooo gonna get me laid when I'm older." ...
Mariah Carey was spotted feeding her puppy some hamburger after dining at Le Select restaurant in St Barthelemy.
Back to Britney.
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The attorney for Kevin Federline, Mark Vincent Kaplan, has called an emergency session this morning in his client's ongoing custody battle with Britney.
The judge has asked for the attorney to return to court today at 1:30 p.m. An associate for the firm spoke at a press conference just moments ago, saying, "Mark wanted me to address everyone and just say he feels at this time it would be inappropriate for him to speak to the media."
Of course!!! The poor guy hasn't slept in FOREVER. ...
Look, guys, I found something on the Internets today that's not about Britney!!!
A very pregnant Halle Berry rocks the string cheese in LA.
When I first saw this pic, I thought it was a tampon in her hand. But, no, it's just string cheese.
Ooh, that could be kinky ... or stinky. Can you imagine going to the hospital trying to explain why you're emitting a strong odor because there's a tiny bit of molding string cheese stuck in your vaginal cavity? I swear, every time I think of somet...
Life & Style is reporting that Britney was drug tested at the hospital, and the test came back negative.
“Her blood test just came back, and, thank God, it was clean. There are no traces of drugs or alcohol of any kind,†a source close to the Spears family said.
Okay, look, I'd almost feel a little comforted if she'd been high or drunk. Then we could be like, "Listen, let's get this girl into a rehab, sober her ass up, and see if she can be a functional mother to her children....
I guess Jamie-Lynn did make it to the hospital to hang with Brit, and now Access Hollywood is reporting that mom Lynne was basically freaking out on the phone.
She didn't make much of a statement.
Lynn 'was extremely distraught, crying on the phone and asking our staff, “Just say prayers.â€'
If you guys have time in your prayer schedule, I guess you could pray for Britney, but, most of all, PRAY FOR THOSE KIDS!!!!...
Okay, guys, I just took a little nap, and now appear to be able to sit upright again, so let's keep going:
People's managing editor is talking about why Jayden was taken to the hospital.
He says that in California there is a law stating that if there is an incident at a home involving children, they are required to go to a hospital and get checked for physical and mental issues. In this case, Jayden was cleared of both. Thank God!!!!
“When it was time for Jayden to go visit, get b...
Whatever she's drinking, Lindsay Lohan seems as cool and centered as the freakin' Dalai Lama compared to Britney's recent antics.
In her first public appearance since she relapsed on New Years Eve, Lindsay was spotted shopping on the streets of Rome and drinking what may or may not be vodka (probably just water).
Who cares?
More Britney, please!...
Looks like Britney's in for at least a 3-day stay at the hospital, but, after 24 hours of "guarded observation," she'll be charged with something I can only imagine is "being fucking crazy in the presence of your damn children."
Nah, the charges are as-yet-unnamed.
And it doesn't seem like Jayden James was injured -- I think he was taken to the hospital as a precaution, because he was locked up in the house with his crazy mother for so long. So that's some good news.
And just as a he...