Amanda Bynes attends the Palm Springs Film Festival. She's there promoting Hairspray.
Amanda Bynes is an angel.
How dull. ...
It's official: The Screen Actors Guild will not be allowing its members to appear at or present at the Golden Globe awards on Sunday.
"After considerable outreach to Golden Globe actor nominees and their representatives over the past several weeks, there appears to be unanimous agreement that these actors will not cross WGA picket lines to appear on the Golden Globe Awards as acceptors or presenters," said SAG president Alan Rosenberg. "We applaud our members for this remarkable show of solidarity for striking Writers Guild of America writers."
The Golden Globes will be ... even more boring than usual, I suppose. I guess I won't watch them this year, just like I haven't watched them in any prior year.
/>It's official: The Screen Actors Guild will not be allowing its members to appear at or present at the Golden Globe awards on Sunday.
"After considerable outreach to Golden Globe actor nominees and their representatives over the past several weeks, there appears to be unanimous agreement that these actors will not cross WGA picket lines to appear on the Golden Globe Awards as acceptors or presenters," said SAG president Alan Rosenberg. "We applaud our members for this remarkable show of solida...
Listen up, people. This is the best TV show that no one's watching.
Drugs. Cops. Drugs. Dominic West. Drugs. What more could you want?
Seriously, though, the show is brilliantly written, acted and directed, it's infinitely entertaining and carries a ridiculously important message, and why the fuck aren't you watching it?
I'd never even heard of it until this one dude I'm banging* got me hooked on the DVDs. He was on season four already, but even just picking up there, I was hooked. I ...
Jess had to brave both the torrential LA rains and the paparazzi on today's visit to the gym.
But check out the baby bump! It's growing!!!
And I would be bitching about the rain in LA today, but, between being sick and that whole thing where Britney Spears almost offed herself, I haven't left the house once all goddamn day.
You know how I know it's raining?
My toolbar says so.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I love my life.
Image via Splash...
Well, she's not anymore.
Natalie split from her husband of four years, Silverchair frontman Daniel Johns, this week.
They thought they could bury this shit in the Britney mess, but I miss nothing.
Here's the statement, released today:
"While we are very sad that our marriage has ended, we want to make it clear that our parting is amicable, and we remain friends. This mutual decision has not been taken lightly or quickly. However, our career demands and our lives in different parts of the world have brought us to the point where unfortunately this difficult decision was necessary for both of us. We have simply grown apart through not being able to...
Kim celebrated the big 3-0 by getting wasted at Plumm in NYC with her friends, and, from the looks of it, her more-than-friends.
Who is this guy?
He looks like a long-lost Baldwin brother. You know, one of the ones with a raging alcohol problem.
Can anyone ID this fella?
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K-Fed has been awarded sole custody for the time being.
It's about time!!!
Brit's visitation rights have been "suspended pending further order of the court."
The court ordered Kevin to have sole physical custody of the kids until a further hearing on January 14.
You can read the full court document here.
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Hey, you know who we haven't written about yet today?
Britney Spears!
Heh heh.
Anyway. Page Six is reporting that, after the custody hearing yesterday, Britney immediately began drinking vodka. The court-appointed monitor and Alli were with Britney at her Mulholland Drive home, trying to calm her down, but as Britney’s emotional state worsened she locked herself inside the master suite bathroom. Eventually, Alli used a hammer to break the door down and then called emergency ser...
Why do famous people get all the hot guys?
This is bullshit.
I'd be that happy, too, if I were sucking face with that dude. Then I wouldn't have to be all bitter and grumpy and writing mean things about other people for a living.
Anyway.
Poppy Montgomery and her boyfriend, Adam Kaufman, welcomed a son on December 23.
"Poppy and Adam are over the moon," says her rep.
The couple's son, Jackson Phillip Kaufman, was born in Los Angeles and weighed 7 lbs., 4 oz. It's the first child for the pair.
Look, not to be all old-school and conservative, but does anyone fucking get married ...
Chris "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker leaves the Newsroom Cafe in LA. I can't get over how much this kid looks like Heidi Montag. It's funny every time.
What do you have to say for yourself now, Chris?
Should we leave Britney alone ... to die???
Score
Britney Critics: 1
Chris Crocker: 0
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The Long Island Lolita, Amy Fisher, is promoting a sex tape she made with her husband, Louis Bellera.
Someone married this bitch????
Fisher said her husband, Louis Bellera, sold the sex tape to Red Light District video of Los Angeles in August when he and Fisher were divorcing. They have since reconciled, and Fisher said she took a six-figure payout rather than fight to have the video pulled from the Internet.
As a teenager, Fisher was sent to prison for seven years for shooting Mar...
Fuck this.
Sources are reporting that George Clooney has been bugging his friend, director Stephen Soderbergh, to put his hooker girlfriend, Sarah Larson, in one of his upcoming movies, tentatively titled Garland Bunting Project. Georgey apparently thinks this little cum dumpster would make a great movie star.
I'm going to make a movie, too. It's going to be called the Larson Hunting Project, and it's going to be a documentary of me stalking Sarah Larson and throwing things at her -- condoms,...