Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes attend the premiere of Mad Money in LA.
Katie's beautiful, but she kind of looks like a bobblehead doll. ...
Jesus.
Pammy's preggers, supposedly with the baby of Rick Salomon, her third husband, who she's divorcing after only a couple months of marriage.
Shit, Pamela, aren't you a little too old for this sort of bullshit? You're not sixteen goddamn years old. You need to get your fucking act together. You need to be making decisions with slightly more maturity than Jamie-Lynn Spears. Your decisions impact the lives of other humans, Pamela, some of whom you birthed.
Sorry, guys, I'm tired and grumpy and taking it out on Pamela. It's been a loooooooong day. Posting will be back to normal tomorrow. Sorry I was MIA today. Love you guys!!! />Jesus.
Pammy's preggers, supposedly with the baby of Rick Salomon, her third husband, who she's divorcing after only a couple months of marriage.
Shit, Pamela, aren't you a little too old for this sort of bullshit? You're not sixteen goddamn years old. You need to get your fucking act together. You need to be making decisions with slightly more maturity than Jamie-Lynn Spears. Your decisions impact the lives of other humans, Pamela, some of whom you birthed.
Sorry, guys, I'm tired and grum...
Okay I'm about to begin the long, dehydrated, boring, desert-y drive home from Las Vegas.
Check in with you guys in a few hours.
xoxo,
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Check out the Spears family spokesperson, talking shit about Dr. Phil. />...
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It's not that I disagree with the sentiment -- Do people still club seals these days? Really? Why? -- it's just that, you know, I wouldn't put it on a sweatshirt. And I don't like club sandwiches. But I don't like clubbed seals, either. In fact, I'm only indifferent on the matter of unclubbed seals. So whatever.
But far be it from me to disagree with Rumer Willis. She kinda got fucked when the Golden Globes got canceled -- she was Miss Golden Globes this year, which is reason enough to c...
We haven't seen Kim around for awhile, and, due to my fascination with all things Top Model -- like, mainly, how are these girls still riding out their 15 minutes? -- I have to run her photo.
Kim attended the NYC party for the release of Kate Nash's new album.
I don't know who Kate Nash is.
Most of you don't know who Kim Stolz is.
I have no idea why I'm even posting this. I'm still in Vegas, guys, and just got back in from the bars, so blame it on that.
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From Page Six:
AMY Fisher embraced her hard-core sex tape, but Joey Buttafuoco is supposedly furious about his. The former Long Island sleazebag says "Joey Buttafuoco: Caught on Tape" - which is out this week and features him and his second wife, Evanka, going at it - was secretly shot by his former pal Rob Spallone last year at Spallone's home. "I'm [bleep]ing furious, this guy was supposed to be my [bleep]ing friend?!" Buttafuoco fumed to The Post's David K. Li. "My wife, she didn't de...
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The sunglasses?
The bikini bottoms?
The gold shoes with a silver bag?
Life is full of difficult decisions, you guys.
To Kim Cattrall's credit, she's filming a scene for Sex and the City here, so it's not like the wardrobe was her choice, but still. Awful, awful, awful....