Taylor Swift Is Still the Best at Everything June 16, 2009Evil BeetTaylor Swift The fabulous Miz Taylor kicked ass at the CMT awards tonight, taking home the fan-voted awards for Best Video and Best Female Video for "Love Story." "This is for everybody who still believes in love stories, because I do," she said in accepting her first award. Awww, Taylor! Damn straight, girl! What are those silly Jonas brothers up to these days again? That's right -- nothing as cool as what you're accomplishing. There's a bunch of pics in the gallery of arrivals at the CMTs. Ple...
Your Daily Lohan June 16, 2009Evil BeetCody Lohan, Lindsay Lohan La Lohan's in New York spending time with her family, and the whole crew headed into Manhattan to do some shopping for little Cody's birthday. He's the one wearing the sweatshirt that says "Lohan." I assume it's a team sweatershirt made for some sport that he plays, because otherwise it's just a big ol' paparazzi-attracting sign. Lindsay Twittered this adorable shot of Cody sleeping in the car as the fam drove into the city. Oh, and she also thanked Elle magazine for their statement ab...
Mia Farrow’s Brother Dies Suspiciously June 16, 2009Evil BeetMia Farrow, Patrick Farrow Condolences to Mia Farrow, whose brother, sculptor Patrick Farrow, was found dead on Monday night on the premises of the gallery and studio space he owned with his wife in Castleton, Vermont. Patrick's death is being called "suspicious" and police are investigating, although no further details were released. Police also did not release the name of the caller who reported his body found at 11:30 pm on Monday. ...
I Am Going to See Bruno the Night It Opens June 16, 2009Evil Beetbruno, Sacha Baron Cohen I just think it looks hilarious. This movie is going to promote itself just fine via word-of-mouth, but Sacha Baron Cohen isn't taking any chances. Bruno opens July 10, and he's going to spend every last minute up until then promoting the hell out of this thing -- like with this brilliant GQ photo shoot. I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud at a photo shoot. Oh, wait, yes I can: It was when Lindsay Lohan did the Fornarina shoot. [gallery]...
Is There Anything Greater Than Pics of Kristen Stewart’s Ridiculous New Haircut? June 15, 2009Evil BeetDakota Fanning, Kristen Stewart, Runaways Yes. There is something greater than pics of the ridiculous Joan Jett haircut Kristen's sporting for her new flick, Runaways. And it's these photos of Dakota Fanning, her costar, arriving at rehearsals. LOOK HOW BADASS DAKOTA IS NOW! Seriously, though, no. I don't think a look like this will ever work on Dakota. She's forever eight years old in my mind, and no number of pretentious interviews or rape scenes is going to change that for me. Put on a nice ruffled dress and run off to y...
Elle MacPherson and Son: Cuteness Overload! June 10, 2009Evil BeetUncategorized Here's Elle MacPherson picking up her son, Aurelius Busson, from his West London school. I don't know if she could possibly have dressed him to look more British. But I'm loving it. I wish there were video of this. I want to hear this child speak. I bet he sounds like he came straight off the set of Oliver! Is there anything in the world cuter than little British boys with British accents? If you didn't figure it out from the last name, Aurelius is Elle's child with her former boyfriend,...
Sad Douche :( June 10, 2009Evil BeetDough Reinhardt I just found this photo of Douche Reinhardt leaving Villa Lounge alone last night -- probably mere hours after he'd gotten the news that Paris Hilton dumped his loser ass. I want to officially title this photo "Sad Douche" and have it hung in an art museum somewhere. It perfectly captures all the sad douchiness in the world. Look at him. Douchey t-shirt. Douchey hang-ten hands. Lips pursed, eyes askew. Face so poignant -- drunk and sad and angry and douchey all at the same time. Oh, D...
Today in Terrifying June 10, 2009Evil BeetPhil Spector The Phil Spector booking photo. Apparently prison has a no-wigs rule. This pic sent shivers up my spine. What a scary, scary little man. ...
Dawson’s Looking for a New Creek June 10, 2009Evil BeetHeather McComb, James Van Der Beek Good news for all you James Van Der Beek fans out there (ummm ... are you still out there?) -- he and his wife of six years, Heather McComb, have separated. "They remain good friends," his rep tells Us. Yes, I'm sure they do. Six years ain't a bad run, kids. You should be proud of yourselves! In other break-up news, Kanye West and his robot girlfriend, Amber Rose, are also splitsville. Shocker....
Oh Happy Day! Paris and the Douche Call It Quits! June 10, 2009Evil BeetDoug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton Oh you guys. It's been a crappy day. It's been a crappy week and a crappy couple of months. But, for a brief shining moment in time, my life is happy. Why, you ask? Because Douche Reinhardt finally got his comeuppance -- he was unceremoniously dumped by the reigning queen of unceremonious dumping, Paris Hilton. "In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please resp...
Lauren Conrad Wants to Turn Her Book About Her TV Show Into a TV Show June 10, 2009Evil BeetLauren Conrad Woah. Lauren Conrad's life just got way too meta for me. If you hadn't heard by now, Lauren Conrad somehow got a book deal before me. Her debut novel is called L.A. Candy, and it's “the behind-the scenes story of a young girl who moves to L.A. and unexpectedly becomes the star of a reality television show.” So, ya know, it's the story of Lauren's life on Laguna Beach and The Hills. Now here's where it gets really weird: Lauren wants to turn the book into a TV show. "It’s one o...
Paris and Douche Have Been Together for SIX MONTHS???? June 9, 2009Evil BeetDoug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton WTF? Where does the time go? It seems like just yesterday Douche Reinhardt was running around town with Amanda Bynes, but in a recent interview with E! he talked about celebrating his six-month anniversary with Paris. Actually, he talked about damn near everything for Paris. You can watch the interview here (it's not embeddable -- come on, E!), and it basically consists of the interviewer trying desperately to get Paris -- the actual famous person here -- to talk, but she just defers to D...