Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Yes I Know There Are Rumors That Adrian Grenier Is Porking Lindsay Lohan

my_adrian.jpg I'm not really in an emotional place to discuss this right now. It's very crushing. If you need to know about it, you can read about it here. It's just rumors, people!!! Until I actually see a goddamn sex tape, I'm not going to believe this bullshit. My Adrian would never do that to me. I've outlined very clearly in my twice-daily letters to him that he needs to be saving himself for me if this marriage is going to work. ...

Quotables

rachel_bilson1.jpg "The roles I want usually go to Kirsten Dunst, Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman or Kate Bosworth – even though I look younger or older than a few of them. I understand they were once where I am now, and my ultimate goal is to get to that point. Hopefully, I'll achieve it, but you never know." Rachel Bilson, to Playboy magazine. Roles are still going to Kirsten Dunst? And, no, Rachel wasn't nude in the pages. In fact, she told Playboy that she's lost out o...

Katie Holmes Is Making Me Nauseous

tom_kat_madmoney2.jpg "Having Suri and Tom [on set] was wonderful," she said at the premiere of her new film, Mad Money. "You think you love to do something and then you have the people you love there. It makes it a billion times better and you didn't realize you were missing that before. It's like 'Oh my God, life can be this good.'" Ugh. She has to be crazy, right? Or brainwashed? What the hell were Suri and Tom doing on set with her every day? Isn't that a little insane? I mean, okay, I guess I see the point ...