Today, a judge sentenced Olympian Marion Jones to six month in jail for lying to investigators about her steroid use and a check-fraud scheme.
A check-fraud scheme? That's so ... I don't know ... juvenile. I guess I expect a little more from our country's Olympic athletes. I'm not sure why, after Tonya Harding and all, but still. It's disappointing.
Jones begged the judge to show leniency and not to separate her from her sons. "I absolutely realize the gravity of the offenses I've committ...
Life & Style Weekly is reporting that Christina Aguilera's baby was delivered via C-section at Cedars-Sinai today.
Not sure if Nicole beat her out or not. I assume she's delivered by now, too.
Those babies are going to be born within HOURS of each other! CRAZINESS!!! />...
His bail has been revoked for some reason, and OJ's taking a flight from Florida to Vegas today, to return to the slammer.
Just in time for the porn convention! />...
TMZ has more deets on the standoff leading to Britney's hospitalization last week.
Sources say when the cops showed up, Britney was locked in the master bathroom with Jayden James. Officers saw Britney from the backyard holding Jayden, who did not appear to be upset. Britney refused to come out for nearly three hours. When she did, all she was wearing was panties. Britney was incoherent, screaming at the cops, "What the f*** are you doing in my house? I know who you are." She continued r...
Showing up at a gifting suite -- where you know there's gonna be photogs -- completely makeup-free?
That's ballsy.
And awesome.
At the Access Hollywood gifting suite. ...
Comedian Tracy Morgan -- who's struggled with alcohol abuse for a long time, scoring multiple DUIs in the process -- is being divorced by his wife of 22 years because he can't keep his ass on the wagon.
The 39-year-old star recently claimed he had been sober for months, spurred on by his three sons' pleas for him to stay off alcohol. But Sabina, his wife of 22 years, claims he is back on the booze. She says, "I have to divorce him. I still have feelings for him, but the marriage is over. "I'm having my lawyer file the divorce papers. I gave him every opportunity since August to sta...
Man, looks like I'm not going anywhere this weekend. I'm just gonna sit at my computer and wait for someone to post some killer shots of a baby coming out of Nicole Richie's vagina. And then one of a little head emerging from Christina's tummy. Seriously, some photo agency better have a man at Cedars-Sinai in scrubs with a camera, sitting in that delivery room snapping away. We need those pics!!!
Christina is at Cedars-Sinai getting ready to give birth. She reportedly has a C-section scheduled...
Joel Madden was spotted walking into the delivery area of L.A.'s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
He was overheard saying, "She's going to start pushing soon."
Bro Benji is also there.
Yay, now that the baby's out of her, Nicole can go back to doing cocaine and tequila shots.
Bring on the crazy!!!...
So, his character on Gossip Girl is adorable, but kind of too much of a pussy for my tastes. I like assholes. Because I'm a girl. And that's just what we do. Like, if you're going to spend more than two minutes contemplating what to get me for Christmas, you're probably too nice a guy for me. This is why I'm single, people.
Anyway.
Anytime I see a pic of this guy out-of-character, I'm like "Damn, gimme some of that." Kind of like my relationship with Leighton Meester. I hate her on the sh...
On Monday, K-Fed's lawyers will ask that Britney be cut off completely from her children until the next trial date in April.
"That means no interaction with the kids until then," says a source.
Britney is not required to be at the court date on Monday, but it would sure look good for her if she showed up, and there's an awful lot on the line.
What do you guys think?
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Bachelorette Trista Rehn mugs for the cameras with her hubby, Ryan Sutter, and their five-month-old son Maxwell.
Awwwww.
They actually are pretty cute. I'm glad there's at least one success story out of all the reality dating bullshit. ...