While Britney was very busy losing all custody of her children, Leggings Lohan -- and her water bottle -- was busy shopping at Dior.
Remember when Lindsay was the biggest trainwreck in town? And the only child involved in her antics was, well, herself? Ah, those were the days.
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I'm having a shitty day. No particular reason -- it's more like 8000 little reasons -- but I'm having a shitty day nonetheless. I have to believe that I'm not the only person having a shitty day today.
If you're one of the many people in the world who are having a shitty day today, I suggest you watch -- repeatedly -- this little clip of Paris Hilton falling on her face as she gets out of an SUV. Then go look at the Evil Eye Baby. It'll cheer you up a bit.
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I'm having a shitty day. No particular reason -- it's more like 8000 little reasons -- but I'm having a shitty day nonetheless. I have to believe that I'm not the only person having a shitty day today.
If you're one of the many people in the world who are having a shitty day today, I suggest you watch -- repeatedly -- this little clip of Paris Hilton falling on her face as she gets out of an SUV. Then go look at the Evil Eye Baby. It'll cheer you up a bit.
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Well, Britney made it to her custody hearing -- almost.
Britney showed up to the courthouse a little after 1 pm PST, but was overwhelmed by all the paparazzi present. "Move back. I'm scared. Stop it. Stop it. I want to get back in the car. Just stop it. Let me get in the car, please," she screamed.
She then drove away and, around 2 pm, was spotted eating lunch at Gaucho Grill.
Oh, well. She tried.
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Check out Katie Holmes on Regis & Kelly.
Part II of the interview is after the jump.
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It started at 9:30 am PST.
Britney is not there.
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They're skipping the Disney channel debut and heading straight for a theatrical release.
All the actors -- Vanessa "Naked on the Internet" Hudgens included -- will return for High School Musical: Senior Year, which will hit theaters October 24.
In addition to doing HSM 3, Zac Efron's been signed to do a remake of Kevin Bacon's 1984 hit, Footloose. Should be interesting ......
A judge decided Monday that Britney Spears is to have no contact with her two sons for the foreseeable future. Federline will retain sole legal and physical custody "indefinitely," said a court spokesperson.
Well, now that's done.
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Stand down, Mary-Kate Olsen! You lose, sweetheart. For all I know, you're currently inside Katie Holmes' bag.
Seriously, people always give me shit for carrying around a huge-ass bag, but this thing takes the cake. What does she have in that thing? L. Ron Hubbard's remains?
We're being treated to all sorts of fun shots of Katie Holmes lately, as she's on the publicity circuit for Mad Money, the female bank-heist flick that will, predictably, bomb in theaters. This shot was taken as sh...
So we have our first look at the shots from Heidi Montag's revealing photo shoot for Maxim magazine.
Booooooooooring.
Look, I'm a straight woman (except for being a little bit gay for Blake Lively), but I know good sex when I see it, and this photo shoot is a total snore. She's half-naked, yes, but these photos are completely devoid of anything sexy or in any way intriguing.
I bet this girl's a total snoozefest in the sack. I bet she just lays there and watches her fake tits (barely) bounc...
I mean, is it just me, or does it seem like he never quite got out of his Lord of the Rings character?
Remember when he used to be hot? ...
Daily Mail is reporting that Adnan -- in addition to all the dough he's scoring for tipping off his photo agency as to their whereabouts -- is also earning thousands of dollars a week as Britney's newest personal assistant.
Adnan recently moved into Britney's Malibu mansion and, this weekend, she bought him a brand new Mercedes to drive her around in. (I think that's the car you see in this video.)
Britney has still not showed for this morning's custody hearing. Something tells me she won't be coming ... or seeing her kids anytime soon. ...