Remember how Johnny Fairplay and that ugly chick from Top Model were dating? And then she got knocked up???
Welp, Michelle Deighton had the baby this morning.
It's a little girl named Piper Addison.
The couple got engaged on New Year's Eve and plan to get married in May or June.
I need to get knocked up. Fast. I am so uncool right now. ...
So I was having dinner with some friends last night, and, I really don't remember how, but somehow the topic of Supermanning a girl came up. We're classy like that.
If you've heard that Soulja Boy song (interpreted in the video above by a very talented young woman), you've undoubtedly heard the lyrics "Superman dat ho." I'd heard them 1000 times, never giving them a second thought, when my friends decided to give me a little lesson in disturbing sexual behaviors last night. Apparently I am a total prude.
When you "Superman dat ho," it means you wait until she's asleep (on her stomach, I suppose), you ejaculate on her back, and then pull the sheet over her. That way, when she awakens, she has a sheet stuck on her back, a la Superman. Isn't that cute?
I just thought you'd like to know. Now you have something interesting to tell your coworkers today.
I was also told all about a Donkey Punch last night, but I'm not going to talk about that here, because that shit is just wrong. />
So I was having dinner with some friends last night, and, I really don't remember how, but somehow the topic of Supermanning a girl came up. We're classy like that.
If you've heard that Soulja Boy song (interpreted in the video above by a very talented young woman), you've undoubtedly heard the lyrics "Superman dat ho." I'd heard them 1000 times, never giving them a second thought, when my friends decided to give me a little lesson in disturbing sexual behaviors last night. Apparently I am ...
Socialite Caroline D'Amore and a friend enjoy a cigarette outside Villa Lounge in Hollywood.
Caroline's the one dressed like a member of the waitstaff.
Celebrities are such good role models. ...
MediaTakeOut is claiming they are.
Take it with a grain of salt, people.
This could be anyone's baby, and MediaTakeOut is infamously unreliable. But I thought I'd share 'em anyway, just in case. ...
So we're not really covering all that shit about Britney possibly being pregnant around here, because it makes my head hurt to think about it, and all I can really do is just pray that it's not true, especially because she's still smoking up a storm.
Britney used a damn kitchen lighter to spark up her Parliament in her car last night.
Please, please don't let her be pregnant. Although, if Britney has another kid right now, a little in-utero smoke exposure is probably going to be the l...
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I don't know. I just don't understand it.
She looks like she just left a middle-school slumber party where her friends braided her hair and everyone took shots of Kool-Aid and snorted Pixie Stix (did anyone else do that shit? Or were my friends and I just particularly fucked up?) and she forgot to take off her nightie and fix her hair before she showed up to the damn red carpet premiere. Because she was so fucked up on Pixie Stix.
I just don't like her. Period.
At The Air I Breathe premiere. ...
Oh, die, Donald Trump, die!!!
Rosie O'Donnell must be a happy camper. And so am I!
Last Thursday's Celebrity Apprentice came in at third place with only 8.2 million viewers.
That's a 26% fall from its previous week's premiere.
Back before we all hated the Donald with such a passion, the show could get close to 20 million viewers per episode. But no one cares about poor little Donald Trump again. NOTHING can revive this series.
YOU'RE FIRED, DONALD!!!! You should have walked away whil...
Everything Britney Spears touches turns to shit. Except for Kevin Federline, who apparently turns into Father of the Year.
Anyway.
Dr. Phil is trying to book celebs for his 1000th episode show, but, after the Britney insanity, no one wants to touch him with a 10-foot pole.
"Nobody good wants to go near it," says a source familiar with the booking process.
Ouch! See what happens when you try to help Britney Spears? Nothing good, people!...
Of course she is.
Babies are the hot new accessory for 2008.
Says Matty on his website:
"My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together. its 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far. we are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being a mother and a father, and [shepherding] him or her through this life...from moms and dads, to family, to community, it takes the best will a...
So much for my little mental health day. This was not the news I needed.
He was only 25.
Renfo had struggled with drug and alcohol abuse issues in the past.
The star of The Client was found dead in his Los Angeles apartment, where he'd spent the night with friends.
Drug overdose is "obviously it's a possibility considering his history, but right now all we have is the history of his drinking the previous night," says Craig Harvey, chief investigator for the Los Angeles county c...