Today's Evil Beet Gossip

UCLA Agrees That Britney is Fucking Crazy

britney_crazy.jpg We really don't need doctors to confirm this at this point, but the folks at UCLA's medical center have classified Britney as "gravely disabled," which means she is unable to take care of basic needs, such as the acquisition of food, clothing or shelter. It also means she's a candidate for involuntary commitment. Brit apparently caused one hell of a scene when she got to the hospital, screaming about her mother that "The only reason she's admitting me is because she wants to be alone with her boyfriend...

Shall We Start the Justin Chambers Rehab Countdown?

justin_chambers2.jpg The Grey's Anatomy star -- who typically looks like hell on the red carpet -- checked into UCLA Medical Center's psych ward earlier this week, but has checked out. He "was exhausted and suffers from a sleeping disorder," his rep tells TMZ.com. "He went in voluntarily to get some help." Sure, Justin has five kids, but I think something more is going on. He was spotted drinking all around town both before and after his hospital stay. ...

Britney’s Legal Team Ordered Not to Talk to Sam Lutfi

Sources claim that Britney Spears' legal team has been instructed by the pop star's family not to talk to Sam Lutfi. This move follows reports that the situation at Britney's Beverly Hills home devolved last night as Britney's parents argued with Sam, Britney's sometime manager, over her well-being. Hooray for the (possible) end of Sam Lutfi! Now if we can just get Adnan out of the picture. />...

BREAKING: Britney’s Back in the Hospital!!!

britney_astroturn1.jpg The LAPD has officially put Britney on a 5150 hold at the hospital, after the psychiatrist she's been working with was alarmed by her behavior. He then called the LAPD, who took Britney to UCLA Medical Center. She was taken by ambulance to the hospital, where both her parents joined her. She was reportedly very calm throughout the whole ordeal. Because of the 5150 hold, Britney will be in the hospital for at least 3 days. ...

Yes Of Course Paris Hilton Was Making Out with Elisha Cuthbert

paris_elisha.jpg She desperately needs the publicity. Everything's all Britney, Britney, Britney these days. What's a girl to do? The answer is obvious: Suck face with someone who's as big a trainwreck as Britney, without all that international superstardom baggage. Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were "all over each other and making out" at New York's Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com. "Who knew?" says the source of the unlikely pairing. Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25 (...