Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Heath Ledger’s Family Leaves LA to Bury Him in Australia

heath1.jpg The family of Heath Ledger returned to Australia last night, where they plan to bury Heath in a family plot with two of his grandparents at Perth's Karrakatta Cemetery. Ledger's father Kim, mother Sally and older sister Kate were among a family group of about 15 people who flew out of Los Angeles last night bound for Tullamarine Airport. Their departure was conducted in a military-style operation overseen by the Australian Consulate, with police and private security staff jostling with ...

Holly Madison Says She and Hef Are Trying for a Baby

holly_baby.jpg 2008 is the year to do it! It's baby year! Never one to buck a trend, Holly Madison says she and Hef are trying for a baby. "There has been lots of trying — lots of trying!" she told Usmagazine.com at Playboy's Ninth Annual Super Saturday Night bash in Arizona. Does she mean by having sex? I can't imagine Hef has a single usable sperm at this point. I can just picture his little swimmers, wearing bathrobes, smoking pipes and sauntering up Holly's vaginal canal, pausing every now and again to nap. Hopefully he froze a bunch of them a long time ago. ...

Lindsay Lohan Opens Up About Rehab

lindsay_cloverfield.jpg In her first post-rehab interview, Lindsay Lohan says a whole lot of nothing to Glamour magazine. This interview is such a snoozefest. "I'm fine being alone during the day, but I hate being alone at night. I like having friends around me, but now I'd much rather be at home," she says, pointing out that she now suddenly has more hours of the day to fill, which she tries to do by writing in her journal and watching TV. "That's not to say I'll never go to a club again," she says, "because I'...