Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Baby Bump Baby Bump!

jessica_bump5.jpg Jessica Alba shows off that teensy-tiny bump as she does publicity for her new film, The Eye, in LA. I saw this movie over the weekend -- it was not my choice -- and let me summarize the film for you guys: Jessica Alba is blind. Then Jessica Alba is not blind. Now Jessica Alba sees dead people. Jessica Alba wears a white tank top. Jessica Alba takes a shower. Jessica Alba goes to Mexico. Jessica Alba saves the dead people. Then Jessica Alba is blind again. The end. There. I saved ...

Ugh. Denise Richards Is Dragging Her Poor Children onto TV.

denise_kids6.jpg Despite Charlie Sheen's objections, a court ruled last month that Denise Richards can use her poor young daughters as pawns on her upcoming reality TV series on E!. Those kids hate being on camera. “The show will give viewers an inside look at what it’s like for Denise to go through these ups and downs while always in the public eye,” said Lisa Berger, Executive Vice President, Original Programming and Series Development for E!, in a statement. “At the core of th...

Is Fergie Preggers?

fergie_josh.jpg Page Six is reporting that Fergie and Josh Duhamel have moved up their wedding date -- because she is P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T. "She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious," one insider said. "At Clive's, she just drank water." It's baby year, people! Hurry up and get pregnant before you become one of those losers who gives birth in 2009. By then, babies will be so last year and...

Someone Agreed to Let Britney Spears Be Around Young Children

britney_dog.jpg Everyone's favorite bipolar drug abuser taught a class of small children yesterday at Millenium Dance Complex in North Hollywood. Brit walked into the studio and shook the hands of the five-year-olds, thrilled to finally spend time with her intellectual equals. “She worked out this great little routine for them, they were dancing all over the place, she had them dancing in a circle like a choo-choo train,” said Millenium's co-owner. “The kids loved it- they are having...

Quotables

Natalie Cole at the Grammy Awards, Pictures, Photos “I'm going on record as an artist who is able to critique [Amy Winehouse]. I think she has a great talent, but I don't agree with the Grammys giving her those nods. I think it sends the wrong message, that even in the midst of her stupor of drugs she can get nominated for all these awards. It's a slap in the face to musicians and artists who work very hard that they turn around and give it to someone who really obviously doesn't have a grasp of what she has. I've been in this business over...

Jamie-Lynn Spears: Still Pregnant

Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnancy Pictures, Photos In the midst of all the Britney insanity, some of us have lost sight of what's really important in this world: Jamie-Lynn Spears' 16-year-old ass is still pregnant. She made her second "public" appearance since announcing her pregnancy, as she took her puppy to the vet on Friday and photogs got snaps of her. On Saturday and Sunday, JLS went out with her baby-daddy, Casey Aldridge, despite persistent rumors that the two have split. Hand-in-hand, they went to a convenience store Saturday. ...