Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney May Remain Under Father’s Control Even Longer

A court today will consider extending Jamie Spears' conservatorship over his daughter, mostly because it seems to be working. Britney hasn't done anything totally insane since her dad took control of her life. She's basically been holed up at home, and is reportedly text-messaging friends saying that she's bored. Bored, but safe. Hopefully the court will let Jamie Spears stay in control. />...

TOP DOG!

Uno the Beagle won the Westminster Dog Show this weekend. Awww ... this makes me want a dog. But definitely not a poodle. Those things look ridiculous. />...

OMG This Is So Not a Big Deal

So everyone's going fucking nuts because Jane Fonda said "cunt" on The Today Show. She was talking about the name of a monologue she was supposed to read in a play. It's not that big a deal, people. Get over it. />...

Bai Ling Does Something Crazy

bai_ling.jpg Stop the presses! Bai Ling has done something immature and stupid. The actress was arrested yesterday at LAX for stealing $16 worth of goods from a gift shop -- two tabloid magazines and batteries. She was placed under citizen's arrest by a shop employee. Can you still do that? Make a citizen's arrest? I need to start incorporating that into my daily routine. Wake up, shower, have a muffin, make a citizen's arrest. A "cooperative but crying" Bai was taken by Airport Police to the stat...