If you're having a bad day -- which seems to be every day for me lately -- this small child's rendition of "Hey, Jude" will put a smile on your face.
You know what else works nicely?
Xanax. />
If you're having a bad day -- which seems to be every day for me lately -- this small child's rendition of "Hey, Jude" will put a smile on your face.
You know what else works nicely?
Xanax. ...
A court today decided that Britney Spears is still banned from seeing her kids.
Also, Trope & Trope is finally out as Britney's lawyer.
Kevin actually wants Britney to have visitation rights, but, since the lawyers couldn't come to an agreement regarding the terms of the visitation, she'll have to wait a little bit longer. />...
He's not a baby anymore!
Sarah Jessica Parker's son, James Wilkie Broderick, walks to school in Greenwich Village with his mommy.
So cute!...
Gossip Girl's villainess launches Sunsilk's "Life Can't Wait" campaign in New York City.
Because life's not worth living if your hair doesn't look good.
Seriously, might as well just kill yourself. Put a gun in your mouth and blow that frizzy, fine hair -- along with fragments of your scalp and brain and teeth -- against the wall. Because life will just pass you the fuck up if your hair's not awesome.
Who the fuck thinks this shit up? ...
She may not look quite like she did in the 80s, but Kathy Ireland has aged gracefully.
Here she is at an event in Burbank for Chevy.
Looking and dressing your age?
Pamela Anderson, take notes!...
Hey remember when Isla Fisher was all like "I just had a baby and all I'm gonna do is motherhood for years and years because nothing else is important at all and who needs films and celebrity and paychecks when you have a baby?"
That was four months ago.
And here's Isla on the set of her new film, Confessions of a Shopaholic.
I'm just saying....
So there's this new website, genessecret.com, that purports to have a video of KISS's Gene Simmons having sexual intercourse with someone other than his longtime girlfriend and the mother of his children, Shannon Tweed. The woman's name is reportedly Elsa, and she's the spokeswoman for Frank's Energy drink, which Simmons also reps.
Here's the copy from the website:
Watch the sex tape Gene doesn't want you to see. Exclusive to GenesSecret.com this video is sure to turn some heads, squeez...
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It finally happened.
Fidel Castro has stepped down as President of Cuba.
"I will not aspire nor accept—I repeat I will not aspire or accept—the post of President of the Council of State and Commander in Chief," said Castro.
Castro's, Raul, 76, is expected to take his place when the National Assembly meets this Sunday....
Britney Spears and her assistant hit up a sushi restaurant in LA, accompanied by two bodyguards.
She's not wearing panties again.
You can get a good look at the lip tattoo on her wrist, but, lucky for Brit, there's no shot of her, um, other lips. Good job, Brit....
Word on the street is that Paris is back to sucking face with the newly divorced Travis Barker.
Now spies say Hilton, wearing a wig, met up with Barker on Wednesday at the Jet nightclub. Rumors are, they shared a pre-Valentine's Day kiss.
"Shanna is very upset that Paris is back around," says a pal. "She and Travis are unhappily divorced — they really should be together."
What ever happened to Simon Rex? Wasn't Paris riding him for a week or two? I'm so tired of these shenanig...
Seriously, we're all pretty desperate for stories on a very slow Presidents Day holiday.
Of everything that Britney Spears has done and not done lately, I can't imagine why we all care that homegirl walked out of Fred Segal yesterday wearing a $200 shirt that she "forgot" to pay for, causing chaos on the street. But, like I said, slow news day.
A shopper said: “Britney seemed to be in a daze. She rushed around looking at coats and bags and then left with her gang of 25 people.
“The staff were just staring at...