Oh, God, this is so wonderful!
Paris Hilton is getting yet another reality TV show.
"The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend," a source tells Usmagazine.com. "Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust."
The untitled project – expected to be picked up by either MTV or VH1 – will be her second foray in reality television. Hilton's The Simple Life, costarring pal Nicole Ric...
If the early Nielsen numbers hold, last night's airing of the Oscars was the least-viewed in the past 20 years.
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This song took home the Oscar, and I have to say I was absolutely taken with this little ditty when I saw the film. It's so simple and beautiful.
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Above you'll find the Oscar presentation for Best Picture, and, after the jump, more clips from the second half of the show.
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Above you'll find the Oscar presentation for Best Picture, and, after the jump, more clips from the second half of the show.
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Hello.
So, I have been transported to my father's house, where, if and when I die of this cholera, at least my body will be discovered promptly.
I was forcibly removed from my bed and dragged in front of a TV, where I was made to eat salmon, but successfully resisted consumption of the single piece of broccoli placed on my plate ("For," explained my father, "presentation value," and I expressed my gratitude at his decision to use my final moments on earth to perfect his Top Chef audition.)
I survived from about Best Supporting Actor to Best Actress, which I consider quite a run for someone with late-stage cholera, and then I had to go back to bed.
Luckily, the entirety of the Oscars is already available on video, and I'm going to bring it to you here. Above, we have Jon Stewart's opening monologue, and, after the jump, more goodies from the first hour and a half. We'll have the rest of it up for you later tonight, if I survive that long. If I do not, I am confident that Lars and Evil T will post the rest.
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Hello.
So, I have been transported to my father's house, where, if and when I die of this cholera, at least my body will be discovered promptly.
I was forcibly removed from my bed and dragged in front of a TV, where I was made to eat salmon, but successfully resisted consumption of the single piece of broccoli placed on my plate ("For," explained my father, "presentation value," and I expressed my gratitude at his decision to use my final moments on earth to perfect his Top Chef auditi...
Hi guys.
I'm still hella sick, but have woken up for half an hour to bring you the exciting news that Jamie-Lynn Spears passed her GED, which basically confirms that you are smart enough to have graduated high school.
In Louisiana, my understanding is that the test consists of a brief series of questions:
1) What is your name?
2) Do you have children?
3) Do you know their names?
4) If you answered yes to (3), please list names.
5) Do you know their fathers' names? (Nicknames ac...
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Honestly, my undying allegiance goes to anyone who walks the red carpet with a pack of Camels and a Bic in his hand.
Here's the love of my life, Simon Cowell, with girlfriend Terri Seymour at Elton John's Oscar party.
Love it, love it, love it. ...
First off, I have to express my thanks to Lars and Evil T. They have been amazing about posting and staying on top of things as I have moved seamlessly from one personal crisis to the next this month. They no longer work for me and I no longer pay them, and they have been doing this purely out of love for me and all things gossip, and I am immensely grateful.
That said, when I saw T's post about Angelina Jolie's baby bump, my reaction was the same as some of yours: this is sooooo Photoshop...
I know I'm like a full day and a half late with this news but, in case you haven't heard, I have cholera.
I am currently going through a rare and precious period of consciousness, so I'm trying to get you guys all caught up with the important things in this world, like Britney Spears, before I fall back into another 24 hours of weird cholera dreams. Seriously, are dreams extra weird when you have cholera? I am having the weirdest dreams, and I'm having a LOT of them. I think it's the speci...
I mean, is it just me, or did she look ooooold at the Oscars? Is Harrison Ford contagious? Does anyone who spends too much time around him just get old?
Remember when she was that perky, quirky Ally McBeal? When she barely seemed old enough to have gone to law school? Was that fifty years ago? Did we even have color TVs back then? Who were her co-stars? Mickey Rooney and Shirley Temple?
I'm such a bitch.
In my defense, though, I have cholera. I mean, based on the cholera research I've ...
Can you believe this little bitch got a front-row seat at the Oscars?
Stupid hooker.
I do love the dress, though. It's not exactly a traditional Oscar dress, and I give her props for having the guts to wear it, especially since she's got no fucking business being at the Oscars anyway. It reminds me of, like, an ancient Japanese tapestry or something.
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