Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kendra Getting Married

Would it be a proper Wilkinson nuptial if Kendra didn't flub her vows? No, of course not. I'm just a little disappointed she didn't write her own. That would have been comedy gold: "Hank, baby, you had me at the grill." That said, this is a gorgeous wedding, and Kendra looks very happy. I just know this is going to be a beautiful marriage for her for the next year or two. /> Would it be a proper Wilkinson nuptial if Kendra didn't flub her vows? No, of course not. I'm just a little disappointed she didn't write her own. That would have been comedy gold: "Hank, baby, you had me at the grill." That said, this is a gorgeous wedding, and Kendra looks very happy. I just know this is going to be a beautiful marriage for her for the next year or two. ...

The Jonas Brother You Don’t Care About Is Engaged

captb55b77e56c783275c6d6ce651f6177a1 Don't worry, guys. Nick hasn't proposed to Miley. Joe "Type 1" Jonas hasn't gone running back to Taylor Swift begging for forgiveness (as he ought to). No, it's the other Jonas, the one who's always half-hidden in photo shoots and videos, like a boy-band Carnie Wilson. I believe his name is Kevin, although it may be Mike. Or Steve. Or Dale. Not sure. Anyway, The Other Jonas proposed to his girlfriend of two years this morning at her New Jersey home with a ring he'd "codesigned" with Jacob ...

Hilary Duff to Join the Cast of Gossip Girl

hilary-duff Stunt-casting much? The cast of Gossip Girl is heading off to college (NYU, 'natch), and they'll be joined by Hilary Duff, who'll be playing Olivia Burke, a famous film star in search of the normal college experience (coughOlsentwinscough). The twist? She's rooming with Vanessa (Jessica Szohr). I'm sorry, I'm trying very hard to find an angle to this story that I care about, but it's not happening. The days of GG are numbered, I'll tell you that. I can only pray that the nauseating NYC Prep will meet a similar fate, and soon. ...

If You Can Believe It, People Bought Michael Jackson Albums Last Week

michael_jackson_-_another_part_of_me3 I expected Jackson album sales to be exceptionally high this week, but I had no idea just how staggering the numbers would be: Based on preliminary sales numbers from Nielsen SoundScan, the top nine positions on Billboard's Top Pop Catalog Albums chart will house Jackson-related titles when the tally is released in the early morning on Wednesday. Remember, too, that SoundScan's tracking ends on a Sunday -- just three days after Michael's death. These numbers will be even bigger for the coming ...

Us Weekly Doesn’t Want to Pay Up for Kendra’s Wedding Photos

16848955kendrawilkinson623200991112pm It's a funny thing, the news: It happens when you least expect it. Us Weekly had signed a contract guaranteeing them exclusive photo rights to Kendra Wilkinson's wedding on Saturday, which may have resulted in solid newsstand sales for them. But then Michael Jackson died, and all of a sudden Kendra's (first) wedding becomes a non-issue. Us Weekly reportedly wanted to wiggle out of the full price in the contract, but a contract is a contract, and they'll have to pay up. A rep for them denies...

No Surprise Here: Michael Jackson Is Not the Biological Father of His Children

jackson-752-klein I suppose it's not any big secret that Michael Jackson isn't the biological father of his children. That's because the children are white. It's something that we all knew but didn't discuss, and people would throw out comments like, "Well, you know, just because someone has one black parent doesn't necessarily mean they're going to look black." And, ya know, maybe that's true, but it's pretty much guaranteed that they're not going look like little Swedish kids either. It was obvious these were...

Did Anyone Catch Paris Hilton on Kathy Griffin’s Show Last Night?

90326w3_hilton_b_gr_03 First off, if you're not watching My Life on the D-List, you're missing out on one of the best shows on TV. Kathy Griffin is a comedic genius, just hands-down hilarious. In last night's episode, she was trying to expand her fan base by getting in with "young Hollywood," and, to do that, she went shopping with Paris Hilton. This was all going reasonably well, with Paris being no more obnoxious than the absolute minimum we can expect from her ("Sorry, I just like to pose while I stand"), wh...

Honeymoon Time for Kendra and Hank!

90628nb2_wilkinson_k_b_gr_06 Did you guys know that Kendra Wilkinson got married this weekend? No? Well, that's okay, no one did -- the once-guaranteed media blitz around her nuptials was completely eclipsed by Michael Jackson's death. But the photogs did manage to care enough to snap photos of Kendra and her new hubby, Hank Baskett, going through security at LAX on the way to their honeymoon. Kendra's wearing a top that says "high maintenance bride." No, it's not properly hyphenated, thank you for asking. [gallery] ...

Vanessa Minnillo Moves on … to Topher Grace?

"Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen" Premiere - LA I remember the very first time I realized that Topher was a nickname for "Christopher." Like, you just take the second half of the name instead of using "Chris." That was an exciting moment for me. I felt like a genius. Like the time I realized the Wiltern got its name because it's on the corner of Wilshire and Western. That was a big moment too. It's hard to feel smart in a world filled with Bill Gateses and Stephen Hawkings, but somehow I seem to manage. Anyway. Vanessa Minnillo is man...

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