Check out Hillary Clinton on SNL this weekend. This is the short version. The long version is after the jump.
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I dunno. I'm in love with this song right now.
And a memo to Warner Bros: Fuck you and fuck your notices of infringement. I'm in no goddamn mood for this. If you don't want your motherfucking shitty-ass Madonna track all over the Internet, take better fucking care of the masters, or develop a goddamn business model that works in the 21st century. Fuck you. />
I dunno. I'm in love with this song right now.
And a memo to Warner Bros: Fuck you and fuck your notices of infringement. I'm in no goddamn mood for this. If you don't want your motherfucking shitty-ass Madonna track all over the Internet, take better fucking care of the masters, or develop a goddamn business model that works in the 21st century. Fuck you. ...
Okay, so Madonna's "4 Minutes to Save the World" has hit the Internet during the same weekend that various and sundry Hollywood stars joined together to sing along to a Barack Obama speech.
I've had occasion to listen to them both, and, I have to admit, I like the little Obama ditty better than Madonna's new opus. I'm amused by that.
What do you guys think?
{democracy:16} />Okay, so Madonna's "4 Minutes to Save the World" has hit the Internet during the same weekend that various and sundry Hollywood stars joined together to sing along to a Barack Obama speech.
I've had occasion to listen to them both, and, I have to admit, I like the little Obama ditty better than Madonna's new opus. I'm amused by that.
What do you guys think?
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It's leaked. Again. It's been on the radio in France, I guess, which is why you get this kick-ass French DJ muttering over the music every now and then.
Si, se puede!
Okay, I admit it: this is good.
How can you not vote for the dude? Come on, Tatyana Ali's singing about him! />...
"Let me make this as plain as possible – Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton. Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our relationship had run its course and decided to move on. I feel no animosity towards Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment."
Sophie Monk, to Australia's Herald Sun.
I give this girl mad props for not pulling a Shanna Moakler and being all like "Paris Hilton needs to take her Valtrex...
So, per usual, I'm having an awful day. When I feel like I've finally lived through the worst of the awful days, it seems I learn there's an even worse one on the horizon. I certainly hope you're having fun here, God.
But just when I think that absolutely, positively nothing could make me crack a smile today, there's Paris Hilton. And her frappuccino. And her shaman.
Thank you, Paris. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. ...
Prince Harry got back home today. He was met at RAF Brize Norton in the UK by his father and brother.
Glad you're safe, buddy. And I'm also way sorry that the foreign media won't let you live your goddamn life. You're one of the few celebrities who can say "I didn't ask for this" and really mean it, and I have a great deal of admiration for your determination to fight for your country alongside your friends. All the best, kiddo. ...
Here's our girl Brit, once again leaving Millenium Dance Studios.
I think it's cool that she's not doing crazy shit these days.
I also like how the lip tattoo on her wrist makes it look like she has ringworm from far away. I mean, if you had to vote for Most Likely to Get Ringworm from the celebrity class of 2008, you'd vote for Britney, right? ...
Sure, she has a killer body, but look at that face!
Not hot.
Here's Adriana being not-hot at some press conference at some fashion thing in Mexico City.
Now I'll be quiet and you all can remind me of just how jealous I am. ...
The JTwins are named Max and Emme.
What I wanna know is what their last names are. Marc Anthony's real last name is Muñiz. So what do we have on our hands here? Is it an Emme Muñiz? Can I call her EMu?
I'm just asking. These things are important to me. ...
If I'm going to go on rants about gun control, I suppose the least I can do is help you get the taste of the real world out of your mouth by posting these new photos of American Idol also-ran Sanjaya Malakar shirtless. In a lovely Spanish-style kitchen.
I just want you guys to help me think this through.
Did he set the camera up on a tripod or was there an accomplice? In any case, the words "I should take a picture of myself shirtless; someone might like that" were either spoken or, at the very least, thought. "...