Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Game Goes to Jail

Rapper The Game checked himself in to Twin Towers facility in LA on Sunday to begin serving a 60-day sentence for felony firearm possession. He was convicted last month of possession of a firearm in a school zone, after he pulled a weapon on some dude during a pick-up game of basketball at a South LA school almost a year ago. Jesus, people can be so mind-blowingly stupid. What happened to the good old-fashioned schoolyard brawl? />Rapper The Game checked himself in to Twin Towers facility in LA on Sunday to begin serving a 60-day sentence for felony firearm possession. He was convicted last month of possession of a firearm in a school zone, after he pulled a weapon on some dude during a pick-up game of basketball at a South LA school almost a year ago. Jesus, people can be so mind-blowingly stupid. What happened to the good old-fashioned schoolyard brawl? ...

I Am Going to Be Nice to Heidi Montag Because Her Brother Just Died

heidi_montag.jpg Oh, Heidi, this is terrible timing. Just when I'm getting ready to lay into you good over that godawful Britney Spears duet, news broke that your stepbrother died on Thursday. So I'd say you're getting off easy, but something tells me there's nothing easy about this. Heidi's stepbrother, a veteran of the war in Iraq, died last week in a freak accident, when he fell off an icy roof in Colorado. He'd been discharged from the Army just a month ago. Heidi released the following state...

Jeri Ryan Had a Baby

jeri_ryan.jpg Jeri Ryan is more relevant than you may think. I know we've been over this before, but this woman may end up being single-handedly responsible for this country electing its first black president in 2008. And you just thought she was that chick from Star Trek. Anyway, since divorcing politician Jack Ryan in 1999 and setting in place a series of events that would, nearly a decade later, result in Barack Obama emerging as the front-runner for the U.S. presidency, Jeri's remarried, and she...

Being a Good Daddy

Robert Rey, Dr. 90210, Hosts at Opium in Miami Beach, Pictures, Photos Oh, wait, except neither of those people is one of Dr. Robert Rey's children. No, they're at home in LA, being neglected by their father, per usual, as Dr. 90210 himself hosts at Opium in Miami Beach. I need to email the photo service and double-check that these pictures were, in fact, taken at a club, because it sure looks to me like they've captured Robert Rey arriving 25 years late for his Miami Vice audition. I dunno, I mean, I know he's not all bad, but usually I just think this ...

Jack Nicholson Supports Hillary Clinton

If I'm going to run that Barack Obama "Yes We Can" video, it's only fair I give Hillary her chance to be endorsed by random celebs. I guess all that's left is for a celebrity to make a John McCain ad. We're waiting, Hollywood. /> If I'm going to run that Barack Obama "Yes We Can" video, it's only fair I give Hillary her chance to be endorsed by random celebs. I guess all that's left is for a celebrity to make a John McCain ad. We're waiting, Hollywood. ...

Why Don’t I Like Amy Adams?

Amy Adams at Premiere of “Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day”, Pictures, Photos Does anyone else feel this way? I mean, there's nothing wrong with her. She's just some random actress who generally does a good job of staying out of the tabloids, but whenever I see a picture of her, I'm just annoyed. I know it's totally unfair of me. I mean, I have absolutely no basis for this feeling, it just comes. Here's Amy at a screening for Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day in NYC (Side note: As I was typing in Amy's name, I kept spelling it "Amy Adamns." I did this like three times in a row, and couldn't figure ou...

I Don’t Really Know What to Do with This Story

Um, so the British media is reporting that the Hells Angels planned to kill Mick Jagger back in the '60s. They were going to attack his house by sea, but a storm tossed them all overboard from their little attack vessel. Clearly the Hells Angels should stick to motorcycles. Sailing doesn't seem to be their forte. /> Um, so the British media is reporting that the Hells Angels planned to kill Mick Jagger back in the '60s. They were going to attack his house by sea, but a storm tossed them all overboard from their little attack vessel. Clearly the Hells Angels should stick to motorcycles. Sailing doesn't seem to be their forte. ...